
The Reluctant Undertaker
From Wyrdwood, Book 1
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Angel Leigh McCoy
About this listen
A dark fantasy mystery novel
After a moonlit rave, a teenaged satyr ends up on the mortician's slab. The evidence suggests it was no ordinary overdose, and more deaths follow. As Isabella investigates, she attracts the attention of the killer. He chooses her to be Bacchus's Bride, the one who will bring about human extinction.
When the beat drops, people die.
After her mother’s death, Isabella put her dreams on hold to take over the family business—the Fandelli Funeral Home. She’s back in Wyrdwood, single, fighting with her sister, and trying hard not to act out in frustration. It’s hard to be the responsible one, especially when that's the last thing you want. Could this really be her calling?
Can you flirt with evil without losing everything?
This modern dark-fantasy mystery is the seventh novel set in the Wyrdwood world. It contains adult themes, violence, and discussion of sexual assault.
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