The Sven Chronicles - Synergy, Sausages and Spuds
Wisdom Nobody Asked For - But Here We Are
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The Sven Chronicles - Synergy, Sausages and Spuds
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Virtual Voice
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Michelle Dry
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Wisdom Nobody Asked For – But Here We Are
Are you tired of self-help books that tell you to wake up at 5am, eat chia seeds, and achieve inner peace while riding a a monocycle?
Meet Sven.
He’s not here to optimise your workflow. He’s here to remind you that it’s okay to accidentally walk into the Gents’, eat cake in your knickers and find meaning in a potato.
Inside, you’ll find:
- A prophetic potato who speaks in starch-based riddles
- A dog named Biscuits who has mastered the ancient art of Doing Nothing With Purpose
- Golden knickers (the less context you have, the better)
- Aunt Ingrid, who isn’t anyone’s aunt but does lead group meditation using spoons and a stolen lavender eye mask
- Trevor, a suspiciously wise taxidermied canary
- And Sven himself, serving hot tea and existential clarity in a world gone a bit sideways
Whether you're struggling to rest without guilt, contemplating the meaning of squeaky chairs or just wondering how to politely ignore the pressure to be productive every second of your life—Sven and the gang are here to offer wildly unqualified wisdom (and possibly a sausage).
Readers are not saying:
“This changed my life.”
“I now understand synergy.”
“I regret nothing.”
But they are saying:
“I laughed. I sighed. I questioned the tyranny of schedules.”
“Made me feel okay about needing a nap.”
“A glorious celebration of nonsense, naps and not giving a toss.”
Perfect for fans of:
- Monty Python with a hint of mindfulness
- Pratchett-esque absurdity, but with more snacks
- People who’ve ever sighed in a waiting room and wondered if the koi fish knew something they didn’t
- Douglas Adams with a sausage
Buy it now.
You’ll laugh. You’ll breathe. You might fart softly and call it enlightenment.
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