Have you ever lost a friend, family member, or coworker to full-blown Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)?

🚨 Do you know someone who hyperventilates at the mention of "Trump 2024?"
🚨 Have you witnessed a meltdown over the mere sight of a red hat?
🚨 Do you fear that political sanity is becoming an endangered species?

If so, this book is for you.

Welcome to The Trump Derangement Syndrome Handbook—the hilarious, yet shockingly practical, guide that will help you navigate the outrage-fueled madness of modern political discourse.

✅ How to identify TDS in the wild—from "mild annoyance" to "full-scale, foaming-at-the-mouth hysteria."
✅ Tactical strategies for surviving Thanksgiving dinner without being disowned.
✅ Social media self-defense—how to deal with unhinged Twitter mobs without losing your mind.
✅ A workplace survival guide—how to keep your job despite woke coworkers who mistake Slack for a political debate forum.
✅ How to handle TDS in relationships—because nothing says romance like arguing about tax policy over dinner.
✅ The media’s role in keeping people in a constant state of hysteria—and how to break free from the gaslighting.
✅ Can TDS be cured? (Spoiler: Yes… but only for the willing.)

So grab your copy, protect your sanity, and most importantly—learn to laugh at the madness instead of getting sucked into it.