
The Turkey Wore Satin: A Thanksgiving Tale of Murder, Mystery, and Men in Women’s Clothing!
A Mayfair Family Tradition
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Madeleine Mayfair
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By:
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J.J. Brass
About this listen
Thanksgiving at Mayfair Manor is an elegant affair: polished silver, sparkling crystal, not to mention the Amazing Annual Mayfair Family Drag Show! But when the perennial winner drops dead before the performance, can the newest member of the Mayfair family prove it was murder...and figure out whodunit?
Download your copy today, and listen to this hilarious Thanksgiving tale of murder, mayhem, and Mayfair family traditions!
A fast, fun holiday mystery.
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- emily
- 11-28-19
skip this one
This was not a good story. Kinda cute I guess, but mostly dumb and ridiculous.
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