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Samantha Norbury
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Lisa Maloney
About this listen
When Haley’s parents left on a last-minute trip to a tropical island for Christmas, they knowingly left something important at home: their daughter.
Faced with the reality of her first holiday alone, Haley and her roommate lose themselves in a wine-fueled movie marathon. Next thing they know, there are empty bottles on the coffee table along with a list of dares that turn the twelve days leading up to Christmas into a series of hilarious, festive challenges. Suddenly it’s all silly games, new friends, and run-ins with security guards—there might even be a bit of romance brewing.
A new spin on a Christmas classic, The Twelve Dares of Christmas is perfect for those who savor the holidays, seek out opportunities to make memories, and cherish friendships, new and old.
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- Katrina Cheshire
- 12-07-24
Hilariously Inspiring!
This could have easily been the book version of every silly, smarmy Hallmark Christmas movie, but it wasn't, and I was both surprised and delighted. I also expected more emphasis on romance (not typically my thing, though I don't mind some), and while the romantic subplot was there, it didn't overwhelm the plot - an inspiring story about two good friends, a hilarious holiday game, and how the game helped Haley to grow as a person. It was fun and sweet, and it's made me consider trying a few Christmas dares of my own!
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- Vanessa Amelya
- 12-18-24
Original
This is a original, cozy Christmas book. About friendship and traditions. The narration was superb helping me submerge into the story.
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