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So you want to build a Venture Studio?
Great. You’re either a genius… or sleep-deprived enough to think managing 10 startups at once sounds like a good time.

Either way, Venture Studio Blueprint: Building the Ultimate Startup Factory is here to be your co-founder that doesn’t ghost you mid-pitch.

This isn’t one of those bland “business and money” books that ends with “and then they IPO’d!”
This is your step-by-step, stress-tested, slightly sarcastic survival guide to building a startup-launching machine that doesn’t explode on takeoff.

Inside this book, you’ll learn how to:

1. Write a mission that doesn’t sound like it was spat out by a corporate buzzword blender.

2. Build a team that actually shows up (and occasionally wears pants on Zoom).

3. Convince investors you're not just winging it with a Canva deck and vibes.

4. Sniff out startup ideas that aren’t dumpster fires in disguise.

5. Survive crises with grace, or at least with coffee.

6. Future-proof your studio like a paranoid time traveler.

We break it all down funding, infrastructure, deal flow, hiring, risk management, and yes, what to do when your “next unicorn” turns out to be a wet donkey in disguise.

If you’re planning to launch a $100 startup or a $100M empire, this book hands you the wrench, the blueprint, and a strong shot of reality. Whether you're a grizzled VC, a scrappy founder, or just tired of pretending to understand what a venture studio actually does—this one's for you.

Grab your copy. Highlight it. Dog-ear it. Argue with it. Just don’t use it as a coaster.

Because building a venture studio isn’t just a job. It’s a wild, relentless, caffeine-powered art form. And this book? It’s your user manual… with jokes.