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  • The Vine That Ate the South

  • By: J. D. Wilkes
  • Narrated by: T. Ryder Smith
  • Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (32 ratings)

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The Vine That Ate the South

By: J. D. Wilkes
Narrated by: T. Ryder Smith
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With the energy, wit, and singularity of vision that have earned him a reputation as a celebrated and charismatic musician, The Vine That Ate the South announces J.D. Wilkes as an accomplished storyteller on a surreal, Homeric voyage that strikes at the very heart of American mythology.

In a forgotten corner of western Kentucky lies a haunted forest referred to locally as "The Deadening", where vampire cults roam wild and time is immaterial. Our protagonist and his accomplice - the one and only Carver Canute - set out down the Old Spur Line in search of the legendary Kudzu House, where an old couple is purported to have been swallowed whole by a hungry vine. Their quest leads them face to face with albino panthers, Great Dane-riding girls, protective property owners, and just about every American folk-demon ever, while forcing the protagonist to finally take stock of his relationship with his father and the man's mysterious disappearance. The Vine That Ate the South is a mesmerizing fantasia where Wilkes ambitiously grapples with the contradictions of the contemporary American South while subversively considering how well we know our own family and friends.

©2017 J.D. Wilkes (P)2017 Recorded Books
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Loved it!

Lighthearted but deep. A clever mosaic of southern charm, wit and grit. Picture Mark Twain if he had a goth phase.

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The absolute best solo performance you’ll probably ever hear from an audiobook

The book was amazing and the narrator was incredible. I feel bad that I even got to hear this for free with my subscription.

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A beutiful and accurate tale of the South!

I wished it never ended. Conjured images of my youth growing up in the south.

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Southern Goth at is finest

J.D. Wilkes, Kentucky Colonel and genuine Son of the South, revives the Southern Goth genre with this wide-ranging tale of adventure and fantasy. Drawn from historical events such as Roderick Ferrell, The Kentucky Vampire, snake-handling preachers, and vivid imagination, J.D. weaves a clever, entertaining diversion.

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Southern Storytelling at its finest

Wilkes spins a story as intricate and unpredictable as the vile vine itself. Bravo for an entertaining delivery, and thanks for the escapade into the mystical foothills and hypnotising flatlands of the south.

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excellently weird story

the author sure can paint pictures with words. creative bizarre backwoods brilliance. great original story. 👏

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Hot Damn!

A well written, beautifully executed story whose wordage is unparalleled in description and absurdity! I listened twice,soon to be thrice.

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COOD-ZOO?!?!

Although the story was a lot of fun, a Southern Gothic hero’s journey of Biblical proportions, the narrator stabbed me deep in my Georgian heart every time he pronounced kudzu…COOD-Zoo. What? Do these narrators not research the names of things before they set to reading a story?

His put-on accents were sometimes great fun but other times frustratingly grating and so fake sounding. I finished the book because I wanted to know how it ended, but it doesn’t mean it wasn’t pretty painful to listen to a New Yorker fake a Southern accent for six hours.

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