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Josiah John Bildner
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Brian Panowich
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Superheroes and action stars aren't the only ones out there trying to make the world a better place. In Theo and Fat Terry, two low-rent good ol' boys take a road trip through East Georgia on a mission to clean up their own backyard. This story is part open letter to all pop culture junkies, part scathing satire, and part call to arms to every regular joe that has just had enough. Sometimes in order to right a few wrongs, you have to blow some s#@t up.
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- Karen West
- 04-29-20
Ok
While I got some laughs, I much prefer a thoroughly fleshed out novel with developing characters and plot twists.
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