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Narrated by:
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Jared Goldsmith
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By:
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Stephan Pastis
About this listen
Some surprising news sends Timmy Failure on a hilarious caper as the New York Times best-selling series continues.
Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure's memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy's mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It's a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities....
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- marisa bratcher
- 12-28-24
Omg So good I can’t stop listening it! I luv it 😊 good
I liked like everything so awesome and funny! Not one of those boring books about like politics or something. It’s something you have a chance to laugh about and smile all the way through 🩷🩷🤗😆
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- Caitlin B.
- 12-14-24
IT IS SSOOOOOO GOOD 👍 😃😀😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃😉😊🥰😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩☺😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪🐻❄️
I lllllllllooooooooovvvvvvveeeeee it soooooooo much YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY AND TOTLE LOVES BON BONS AND MOLLY IS LOUD
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- blmurphy
- 08-19-24
locations in Timmy failure 4
Timmy's school and other places in his town:great falls Montana.ez daze motel: Bismarck north Dakota.the draconian the costume store and the bookstore: Chicago north side: everywhere else in Chicago: Chicago Southside.
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- Wendy Martinek
- 03-18-20
I love this Story so much💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙😀😀😀
I love 💗 this book because it’s a detective 🕵️♂️ book 📚 and I love how Timmy is a horrific detective and gets cases wrong! I recommend thIs to young👦🏼 readers!
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- K. S. Alpert
- 09-21-18
Truly Amazing
This is Amazing I have drawn as an artist 🎨 every single cover Patis has helped my write a comic thank you
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- Roberto J. Perez
- 06-12-24
Omg so good
It was amazing because it was very hilarious I highly recommend it have listening to the best book
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-06-18
Hilarious adventures of a one-of-a-kind detective.
My family and I love the Timmy Failure series. This is the funniest installment yet.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-04-18
surprisingly heartwarming
the story was enjoyable there were a few moments I felt were a little dragging. I struggled to finish it at times but it has some surprisingly heart warming moments
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