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Timmy Failure, Book 5
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Narrated by:
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Jared Goldsmith
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Stephan Pastis
About this listen
Banishment from his life's calling can't keep a comically overconfident detective down in the latest episode by New York Times best-seller Stephan Pastis.
This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.
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- Caitlin B.
- 11-28-24
I LOVE IT IS AWESOME AND AND AND AND AND ITS FUNNY
Y DID TIMMY NAME TOTAL UMMM UMMM THAT NAME? ITS VERY VERY LONG AND BIG
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- Jess
- 08-07-24
It was an amazing book 5 STAR*
The stories amazing just make sure to read the other ones before this overall five star
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- Daisy Simpson
- 09-12-24
So funny
I personally love this audiobook because Timmy has all these absolutely crazy opinions It’s so funny.
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- Cristina Colom
- 01-28-24
BEST BOOK EVER!!!!!
This book is my favorite out of the series because it’s so much fun to listen to!
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- l srini
- 07-16-23
Best book ever
It’s funny and entertaining I have all the books but I keep listening to it.
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- Nicole Hoelz
- 10-09-23
Errrrr… it’s good?
This is a great book; it’s hilarious, it’s captivating, and did I mention it’s funny? READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- blmurphy
- 11-09-24
brainrot
Skibidi rizz mog Ohio lunchly tuah ksi gyatt!har har har har har har har
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- Beth Krug
- 01-06-25
SOOOOOOO FUNNY
It was so funny and awsome and I love all of the crazy opinions That Timmy has!!!
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- marisa bratcher
- 01-06-25
It is so good to listen too!🩷🐻❄️🕵🏻
I loved almost everything! But y did they name him hummu hummu nooko nooko owapwa. I can’t even type or say it
. Like whhhhaaaatttt? It’s cool he’s at Hawaii because I’m going there
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- lindsay napier
- 02-27-25
Read pls
The book is great but the narrator doesn’t fit Timmy the best. But the narrator is still good
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