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TommyInnit's Guide to Survival

By: Tom Simons
Narrated by: Tom Simons
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 This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.

It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:

- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans

When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.©2025 INNIT INCORPORATED LTD (P)2025 Quercus Publishing
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Peak - Long time Tommyinnit fan

what the title says. also i still have 1.7 hours left on the tape and he's said something communist twice so i think im going to enjoy this book

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