What if the next tweet signals the end?
In Trumpocalypse: How to Survive the Trump Presidency, political chaos meets survivalist comedy in this outrageous, tongue-in-cheek survival guide to America’s most unpredictable era.

Whether you're a hardcore prepper, a worried investor, or just someone who screams into a pillow every time you hear "fake news," this satirical survival manual delivers real-world advice with a heavy dose of humor. Learn how to navigate the fallout of tariffs, dodge economic disaster, stockpile food, buy gold, defend your bunker, and even grow your own tomatoes while the world burns around you.

Inside this hilarious and practical guide, you'll discover:

• How Trump’s tariff policies could crush your wallet (and what to do about it)
• Smart ways to invest during political uncertainty and market volatility
• How to become a modern-day prepper without looking like a lunatic
• Self-defense tips for surviving chaos, cults, and cable news
• DIY food-growing, water purifying, and off-grid living tips
• And much more apocalyptic goodness

With its satire and actionable survival advice, Trumpocalypse is perfect for fans of political humor, dark comedy, prepping, and social commentary. Whether you're left, right, or politically disillusioned, this guide will have you laughing, learning, and maybe even hoarding canned beans.