Trump’s Christmas Carol
The Greatest Stocking Stuffer of All Time
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Trump’s Christmas Carol
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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D.R. Gui
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About this listen
You wouldn't believe it if you saw it, folks. There's this guy, Ebenezer Scrooge, and let me tell you, he's a total legend. The best businessman ever – I mean, I know a thing or two about that, right? This guy, he's got the Midas touch. Every investment, every deal – it's like everything he touches turns to gold. And there he is, sitting in his office on Christmas Eve, counting his money, making sure not a penny is out of place. People outside are singing carols, talking about holiday cheer – give me a break!
Now, Scrooge, he doesn't have time for any of that nonsense. Christmas? Loser traditions, if you ask him – and if you're asking me, he's not entirely wrong. He's got bigger fish to fry, like making more money and winning. That's what life is about, right? Winning. And nobody wins like Scrooge.
Packed with biting satire, sharp wit, and a wildly unconventional twist, *A Trumpian Christmas Carol* offers a hilarious and thought-provoking take on Charles Dickens’ beloved tale. Perfect for fans of parody, political humor, and the absurdity of modern capitalism.