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- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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Publisher's summary
- A man’s decision to care for his ailing parents quickly turns into a nightmare
- Two friends working at a chocolate factory find new and interesting ways to pass the time
- A man purchases a sex robot promising the ultimate in human realism
- It’s a match literally made in hell when two of history’s most notorious serial killers end up as roommates in the afterlife
- A woman returns to her grandparents’ home after a funeral, only to discover a dark and terrible family secret
- and many more
WTF is a terrifying excursion into the twisted minds of authors Matt Martinek, Frederick Pangbourne, Lisa H. Owens, Josh Strnad, Franklin Phillip, Josh Poole, Thomas Stewart, Gregg Chamberlain, Garry Engkent, Paul D. Coombs, John Chambers, Troy Massie, TroyAnthony Schermer, Jacek Wilkos, Michael Paige, Jim Rheasons, Ken Goldman, Tim Law, Radar DeBoard, Matthew Weber, and R.L. Blackburne
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
FutureFuck by Matt Martinek
Lasagna and Lunatic Laughter by Josh Strnad
Liberation Through Cosmic Horror Franklin Phillip
The Potter and the Clay by Lisa H. Owens
Love and Other Benthic Events by Josh Poole
FleshLust by Thomas Stewart
Voracious by Frederick Pangbourne
Decisions by Gregg Chamberlain
Merci by Garry Engkent
Clowns on a Merri-Go-Round by Paul D. Coombs
Take What You Want by John Chambers
Buried Soul by Troy Massie
Mr. Chocolate by Matt Martinek
Mosaic by Jacek Wilkos
The Man Who Ate Ghosts by Michael Paige
The Cold Lover by Jim Rheasons
Thunderin' Mungo by Ken Goldman
Slugs by TroyAnthony Schermer
The Art of Sculpting a Face by Lisa H. Owens
It's What's Inside That Counts by Frederick Pangbourne
Fetish by Tim Law
The Arborist by Radar DeBoard
My Brother's Reaper by Matthew Weber
SilkN by R.L. Blackburne
The Oddest Couple by Matt Martinek
WARNING: Contains material that is unsuitable for younger audiences! Parental discretion is strongly advised!
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