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We Are Not Meat
- Lost in Time Book 1
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's summary
To save the future, they must escape the past.
On the cusp of his ninth birthday, Rapscallion wants nothing more than to see the dinosaurs at the time base where his uncle works. They are breaking the rules, but for a sneaky trip back to the Cretaceous the risk is worth it. It’s going to be incredible!
But they are not the only ones looking to abuse the technology.
Rival firms want it badly enough to kill … badly enough to send a team back to steal it, and when that all goes horribly wrong, the trip of a lifetime becomes a fight for survival, and no one even knows Rapscallion and his dad are there.
But lost in time, their unexpected presence may just have a profound effect on the future. All is not as it seems. The man behind the time portal technology has been lying to the world and his secrets are more dangerous than anyone knows.
In an explosive race to escape the Cretaceous, the terrifying carnivores may be the least of their worries.
Get ready for full throttle mayhem sixty-five million years in the past!
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- Amanda R. - Bambireads
- 10-03-24
fun dinosaur adventure
really enjoyed the story, it was fun with lots of action and only reason I gave it 3 stars instead of 4 was although the AI performance was pretty good it, had plenty of moments where it lost smoothness. overall I recommend listening or reading this story, if you love story's like Jurassic Park or Tera Nova you'll enjoy hope to read the next book when it comes put
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