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Bronson Pinchot
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Larry Niven
About this listen
Like "Cloak of Anarchy", this story is peopled with fictional versions of several of Niven's friends. A discussion among friends about the theory of "Multiple Edens" suddenly becomes all too real, and the reason Tom Findlay has been asking such interesting questions over the years becomes clear.
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Always loved this story.
What CAN you say about Chocolate covered manhole covers.... Just hope its not an intelligence test.....
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