What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway)
The Bane Chronicles, Book 8
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Narrated by:
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Jordan Gavaris
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By:
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Cassandra Clare
About this listen
Magnus Bane may or may not be dating Alec Lightwood, but he definitely needs to find him the perfect birthday present.
One of 10 adventures in The Bane Chronicles.
Set in the time between City of Ashes and City of Glass, warlock Magnus Bane is determined to find the best birthday present possible for Alec Lightwood, the Shadowhunter he may or may not be dating. And he's also got to deal with the demon he's conjured up for a very irritating client.…
This standalone audiobook illuminates the life of the enigmatic Magnus Bane, whose alluring personality drives the number-one New York Times best-selling series The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices. This story in The Bane Chronicles, What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And Who You're Not Officially Dating Anyway), is written by Cassandra Clare and Sarah Rees Brennan.
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,081
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,885
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,884
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,947
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,477
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,157
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,147
Cordelia Carstairs is a Shadowhunter, a warrior trained since childhood to battle demons. When her father is accused of a terrible crime, she and her brother travel to London in hopes of preventing the family’s ruin. Cordelia’s mother wants to marry her off, but Cordelia is determined to be a hero rather than a bride. Soon Cordelia encounters childhood friends James and Lucie Herondale and is drawn into their world of glittering ballrooms, secret assignations, and supernatural salons, where vampires and warlocks mingle with mermaids and magicians.
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,466
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,230
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,243
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What listeners say about What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway)
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- Susan
- 11-25-13
Best narration of The Bane Chronicles so far!
Where does What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway) rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Near the top of the list!
What was one of the most memorable moments of What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway)?
Learning more of Magnus's inner thoughts at a time when he wasn't being so snarky.
What about Jordan Gavaris’s performance did you like?
Everything- it was the best narration of the Bane Chronicles series. And I was pleasantly surprised to realize that he's Felix from BBC's "Orphan Black" series!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes- I wish it was longer; I love The Bane Chronicles.
Any additional comments?
I hope someone hires Jordan to do more audiobooks.
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- Melissa
- 11-26-13
A man in love......maybe
Would you consider the audio edition of What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway) to be better than the print version?
I think any audio version is better then the print version. I feel more into the story with the audio version.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Magnus. How could it not be. But the demon was pretty funny.
What does Jordan Gavaris bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
I don't get the story behind the characters when I read a book. I mean the feeling in the voices like when I hear the audio book.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Paula
- 01-12-14
Cool and sweet
Is there anything you would change about this book?
No. This book is perfect.The authors were able to write about the beginning of the relationship of Alex and Magnus in a very subtle way. I dadorei
What other book might you compare What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway) to and why?
I think the first book "The Bane Chronicles" is a good example, because on the both books Cassandra Clare and her parther were able to make a connection between the Magnus Bane past, and events of the other two series.
What do you think the narrator could have done better?
Nothing. Everthing is very good.
Could you see What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway) being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?
I don't think so, because I see this series only just a complement for the other two series of Cassandra.
Any additional comments?
I'm enjoying reading this series, because the authors are managing to make a link between all the books ever published.
The stories are funny, exciting and with a lot adventure. The facts are described subtle way, if you have not yet read one of the series, you do not get lost. Who knows other books are able to recognize the references,and who didn't read can understand too.
In this book, in particular, I liked how Magnus' feelings are described. This all without miss a dose of humor, so striking feature of this character
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- Tianaran
- 12-11-13
Last book
It was as expected very good. But I will say it did lack substance, it was a bit of romantic fluff for Alex and Magus. So don't expect anything amazing from it, it is a light,simple just there to entertain story.
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- Nila A. Clays
- 11-05-17
loved it very fun
i crave it i want more and cant wait to read the rest. so funny
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- Chad
- 11-27-13
So Far, the Best of the Bane Chronicles.
What made the experience of listening to What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway) the most enjoyable?
Of all the stories, this is the first one that I completely enjoyed. It takes place during the Mortal Instruments. It is funny without being forced. It has nice pacing and the narrator does an excellent job.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Magnus Bane, because he is the most interesting character in the series.
Which scene was your favorite?
Magnus summons a minor demon and has some rather funny conversations with him.
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- Mary L
- 03-11-14
Such a love story.....
What did you love best about What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And You're Not Officially Dating Anyway)?
I loved the way Magnus worried on what to get Alex. I loved this point of view on how Magnus feels for Alex. Its soooo sweet. I just hope in the next book he can forgive Alex and they get together.
What did you like best about this story?
I liked there was a bit of funny to this short story.
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