
Wink, Wink, Nod, Nod, Hint, Hint
Unlocking life's unspoken rules, unsaid truths and weirdly useful wisdom they forgot to put in the "manual."
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Virtual Voice
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Steven Doornbos

This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
About this listen
Sure you probably got the basics growing up - don't touch hot stoves, tie your shoes, say "please" even when you want to scream. But no one sat you down and explained the truly weird, invisible stuff - like how to exit a conversation without sounding rude, why everyone suddenly becomes a weatherman when small talk runs dry, or how to understand what "let's do lunch sometime" actually means.
This book is all about all that and more. It is a tour through the stuff you weren't taught - but were expected to just "get" somewhere alone the way. The nods, the hints, the eyebrows raised just so. The jokes that are half-serious. The invitations that are half lies. The rituals of daily life that no one really explains, but everyone silently obeys as if there's some ancient scroll tucked away in a filing cabinet somewhere titled "How To Be a Functioning Human: Edition 1,000,023."
Spoiler alert: That book doesn't exist! So, read this book and understand how society in general just really expects you to know everything without so much as a hint, a nod or a wink.
Enjoy the journey.
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