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You Only Call When You're in Trouble
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- Narrated by: André Santana
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
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"André Santana's impressive narration deals with one family's contemporary problems...As one crisis bleeds into another, Santana's cool performance and objective distance make this entertaining listening."—AudioFile
“I don’t think I will find a book I love more this year.”—Jane Green, New York Times bestselling author
“Funny, poignant, joyous, explosive, but most of all affirming of our connections to one another. You Only Call When You're in Trouble is a book to cherish. A book that loves you back. What more could you want, my gosh? Read it!”—Andrew Sean Greer, Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Less Is Lost
Is it ever okay to stop caring for others and start living for yourself?
After a lifetime of taking care of his impossible but irresistible sister and his cherished niece, Tom is ready to put himself first. An architect specializing in tiny houses, he finally has an opportunity to build his masterpiece—“his last shot at leaving a footprint on the dying planet.” Assuming, that is, he can stick to his resolution to keep the demands of his needy family at bay.
Naturally, that’s when his phone rings. His niece, Cecily—the real love of Tom’s life, as his boyfriend reminded him when moving out—is embroiled in a Title IX investigation at the college where she teaches that threatens her career and relationship. And after decades of lying, his sister wants him to help her tell Cecily the real identity of her father.
Tom does what he’s always done—answers the call. Thus begins a journey that will change everyone’s life and demonstrate the beauty or dysfunction (or both?) of the ties that bind families together and sometimes strangle them.
Warm, funny, and deeply moving, You Only Call When You’re in Trouble is an unforgettable showcase for Stephen McCauley’s distinctive voice and unique ability to create complex characters that jump out of the book and straight into your heart.
A Macmillan Audio production from Henry Holt & Company.
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“Picture F. Scott Fitzgerald with tongue in cheek and you get the gift of Stephen McCauley's You Only Call When You're in Trouble. I loved these deliciously flawed characters and every thought that runs through their heads. As with all things Stephen McCauley, it has the highest of wit and the sharpest of social commentary plus tenderness and much love.”—Elinor Lipman, author of Ms. Demeanor
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- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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My Ex-Life
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David Hedges’ life is coming apart at the seams. His job helping San Francisco rich kids get into the colleges of their (parents’) choice is exasperating; his younger boyfriend has left him; and the beloved carriage house he rents is being sold. His solace is a Thai takeout joint that delivers 24/7.
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SO ENJOYABLE!
- By Tammy L. Virgili on 05-23-18
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The Easy Way Out
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Patrick O’Neil is a travel agent who never goes anywhere. His closest confidante, Sharon, is chain-smoking her way to singles hell, passing up man after man. His parents, proprietors of a suburban men’s store whose fortunes are sagging more visibly than its customers, can’t agree how best to interfere in their sons’ lives. And his lover, Arthur (a nice golden retriever of a guy to whom Patrick can’t quite commit), wants to cement their relationship by buying a house. Then a call comes in the middle of another sleepless night.
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Read his later works
- By Bruce on 11-24-23
By: Stephen McCauley
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Alternatives to Sex
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- Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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Boston real estate agent William Collins knows that his habits are slipping out of control. Due to obsessive-compulsive daily cleaning binges and a penchant for nightly online cruising for hookups, he finds his sales figures slipping despite a booming market. There’s also his ongoing struggle to collect the rent from his passive-aggressive tenant and his worries about his best friend, Edward, whom he’s certainly not in love with. Just as he decides to do something about his life, he meets Charlotte and Samuel, wealthy suburbanites looking for the perfect city apartment.
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Just by Looking at Him
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- By: Ryan O'Connell
- Narrated by: Ryan O'Connell
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Elliott appears to be living the dream as a successful TV writer with a doting boyfriend. But behind his Instagram filter of a life, he’s grappling with an intensifying alcohol addiction, he can’t seem to stop cheating on his boyfriend with various sex workers, and his cerebral palsy is making him feel like gay Shrek.
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Must read
- By Matthew Walker on 06-08-22
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Grief Is for People
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- Narrated by: Sloane Crosley
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Beautiful
- By MS on 03-03-24
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How to Leave the House
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- By: Nathan Newman
- Narrated by: Christian Coulson, Imogen Wilde
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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This is the story of twenty-four hours in the life of Natwest, and his small-town odyssey in pursuit of the missing package. And yet it's also the story of a middle-aged dentist who dreams of being a respected artist—but the only thing he can seem to paint is the human mouth. And it's the story of a tortured imam involved in a quasi-romantic entanglement with the local vicar; and an octogenerian mourning the death of her secretive husband; and a troubled teenager whose nudes have leaked on the internet.
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Content!!!
- By Anonymous User on 10-18-24
By: Nathan Newman
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My Ex-Life
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- By: Stephen McCauley
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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David Hedges’ life is coming apart at the seams. His job helping San Francisco rich kids get into the colleges of their (parents’) choice is exasperating; his younger boyfriend has left him; and the beloved carriage house he rents is being sold. His solace is a Thai takeout joint that delivers 24/7.
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SO ENJOYABLE!
- By Tammy L. Virgili on 05-23-18
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Read his later works
- By Bruce on 11-24-23
By: Stephen McCauley
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- Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
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- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Must read
- By Matthew Walker on 06-08-22
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- Narrated by: Sloane Crosley
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Beautiful
- By MS on 03-03-24
By: Sloane Crosley
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How to Leave the House
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- By: Nathan Newman
- Narrated by: Christian Coulson, Imogen Wilde
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- By Anonymous User on 10-18-24
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Family Family
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India Allwood grew up wanting to be an actor. Armed with a stack of index cards (for research/line memorization/make-shift confetti), she goes from awkward sixteen-year-old to Broadway ingenue to TV superhero. Her new movie is a prestige picture about adoption, but its spin is the same old tired story of tragedy. India is an adoptive mom in real life though. She wants everyone to know there’s more to her family than pain and regret. So she does something you should never do—she tells a journalist the truth: it’s a bad movie.
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Interesting story but horrible language
- By Jed on 01-26-24
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After Annie
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When Annie Brown dies suddenly, her husband, her children, and her closest friend are left to find a way forward without the woman who has been the lynchpin of all their lives. Bill is overwhelmed without his beloved wife, and Annemarie wrestles with the bad habits her best friend had helped her overcome. And Ali, the eldest of Annie’s children, has to grow up overnight, to care for her younger brothers and even her father and to puzzle out for herself many of the mysteries of adult life. Over the course of the next year what saves them all is Annie.
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Quindlen’s latest
- By Anonymous User on 03-03-24
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Becoming Madam Secretary
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Raised on tales of her revolutionary ancestors, Frances Perkins arrives in New York City at the turn of the century, armed with her trusty parasol and an unyielding determination to make a difference. When she’s not working with children in the crowded tenements in Hell’s Kitchen, Frances throws herself into the social scene in Greenwich Village, befriending an eclectic group of politicians, artists, and activists.
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The story line dull
- By Montana Annie on 10-12-24
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The Guncle
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Patrick, or Gay Uncle Patrick (GUP, for short), has always loved his niece, Maisie, and nephew, Grant. That is, he loves spending time with them when they come out to Palm Springs for weeklong visits, or when he heads home to Connecticut for the holidays. But in terms of caretaking and relating to two children, no matter how adorable, Patrick is, honestly, overwhelmed. So when tragedy strikes and Maisie and Grant lose their mother and Patrick's brother has a health crisis of his own, Patrick finds himself suddenly taking on the role of primary guardian.
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In two words . . . Loved it!!
- By Donna Rauch Lanford on 06-05-21
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The Husbands
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- By: Holly Gramazio
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- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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When Lauren returns home to her flat in London late one night, she is greeted at the door by her husband, Michael. There’s only one problem—she’s not married. She’s never seen this man before in her life. But according to her friends, her much-improved decor, and the photos on her phone, they’ve been together for years.
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Ho hum pretty repetitive story
- By Lucy on 05-08-24
By: Holly Gramazio
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The Things We Do for Love
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- By: Kristin Hannah
- Narrated by: Susan Ericksen
- Length: 13 hrs
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Years of trying unsuccessfully to conceive a child have broken more than Angie DeSaria’s heart. Following a painful divorce, she moves back to her small Pacific Northwest hometown and takes over management of her family’s restaurant. In West End, where life rises and falls like the tides, Angie’s fortunes will drastically change yet again when she meets and befriends a troubled young woman.
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Couldn’t recommend enough for anyone craving a read with which you can really connect
- By Sarah C. on 06-23-21
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- david j bernard
- 10-11-24
A Dull Rendition of an Interesting Story
I’m a great fan of McCauley having read every book of his, some twice, and have given the paperbacks to friends. This is the first audio of one of his books that I have and it was a great disappointment. The narrator couldn’t have been more dull, especially his reading about Tom and voicing that character. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to know this person let alone have a relationship with him. It made the book a real downer so now I’ll try the paperback to see if it’s better with voices in my own head!
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- Sidney
- 02-12-24
Narration distracting
The story is fun and compelling and the observations on society fun, too. The narration, however, is really distracting. It’s not just the bad female voices. It’s too much emphasis on every single word of every single sentence. The listener never gets a rest.
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- Michele I. Ferrari
- 09-16-24
A multigenerational exploration of what family means
A beautifully constructed story about the way family shapes our lives and the complex nature of those demands.
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- Kelly&Anna
- 02-28-24
Why they chose a male narrator with a woman protagonist I’ll never know.
Meh! Just not a very interesting story line. The characters didn’t evoke much empathy in me. Blah blah blah 😑
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- QueeneB21
- 02-28-24
Friends and Family Change you
3.5 Stars. Well written story of the people who come and go thru your life and how their impact changes you, subtly. Family does the same, relationships change and sometimes grow and into rewarding connections that aren't just because you're family
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- Nikki
- 01-22-24
We're all a mess, but...
Thoroughly enjoyed. This story had a few moments of outlandishness but there were elements that hit home. We're all a mess, but when we take ownership of our mess sometimes things work out. The backstories resulted in each character making sense at this stage in life. The narrator did a good job of character switching.
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- Patt LaPierre
- 01-24-24
Perfect!
This is the book if you need refreshment and immersion in something outside yourself and the world.Beautiful well written and narration as flawless as the work!
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- John
- 01-17-24
Couldn’t put it down
The book captivated me from start to finish, immersing me in the intricately crafted lives of its characters. With a keen exploration of prevalent family issues and the complexities of aging in today's world, it proved to be a true gem. The author skillfully wove humor into the narrative, eliciting genuine belly laughs. Overall, an unforgettable read that I couldn't put down.
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- Miss B
- 01-21-24
Terrible Narrator
The only thing I really dislike about this book is the narrator. Didn’t anyone listen to him while he was recording his narration? Several times he mispronounced the most common words and phrases. The most egregious was pronouncing Jane Eyre’s last name as I-re, not A-re. Unbelievable. His female voices were astounding bad.
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- Laurel
- 01-24-24
I was awaiting for the thing to happen…
Narration was fine, the story was… a bit like spending an afternoon peeking into your neighbors yard only to realize that your neighbors are boring, have boring problems and all that watching added little to no excitement to your day because nothing at all happened.
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