Welcome back to Bro Church, where we laugh in the face of logic and dive headfirst into the weirdness of life. Felix and Dave are back after a week off, and clearly, too much rest has only fueled their wild tangents and questionable life decisions. The episode kicks off with Felix casually admitting he had no clue about a devastating hurricane about to wreck Florida, because, you know, why worry about that when you could be counting squares on graph paper? Yup, Felix manages to care more about grid layouts than life-threatening storms, and Dave, as always, calls him out on it, asking if Felix has basically amputated his ability to care about the world. Turns out, Felix has perfected the art of "selective awareness"—which, by the way, conveniently excludes anything that involves bad weather, Florida, or, apparently, Puerto Rico. As the convo shifts (because staying on topic is overrated), Felix reveals he's rediscovered the joys of text-based role-playing games. Yeah, you heard that right—text based. No pictures, no videos, just old-school words. And naturally, this leads Dave to point out that Felix has accidentally stumbled into the nerdy depths of Dungeons & Dragons territory. Cue a full-blown geek-out over creating characters, storytelling, and the pure joy of ignoring adult responsibilities in favor of pretending to be a mafia boss with a pocket full of graph paper. It’s the most Bro Church way to dive into nerd culture—accidentally, with zero shame, and while holding a grudge against hurricanes. Then comes the ultimate throwback—Dave reminds Felix about the time he Photoshopped Felix's face onto a Brokeback Mountain poster and plastered it all over their shared workplace. Felix’s reaction? A full-on tool-flipping tantrum while a baffled caterer awkwardly served pancakes in the background. But hey, if your best friend doesn’t publicly humiliate you in front of coworkers with cowboy romance posters, is it even a friendship? And just when you think the episode can’t get any weirder, they pivot to Halloween costumes. Felix, who clearly loves a good theme, talks about dressing up as Rip from Yellowstone, while Dave considers being a Red Dead Redemption zombie that awkwardly shuffles around a Puerto Rican house without saying hi to anyone. Because, you know, that’s totally gonna go over well in a family that sweeps and mops floors like it's an Olympic sport. All in all, this episode of Bro Church is packed with the same unpredictable, chaotic, and completely absurd energy we’ve come to expect. From hurricanes and graph paper to role-playing games and cowboy hats, Felix and Dave manage to cover absolutely everything—except, you know, anything actually important. But that’s the beauty of Bro Church—it’s two bros shooting the sh*t and turning every random thought into an epic tale, leaving you entertained, laughing, and a little bit confused by the end. Catch the next episode, where they’ll probably forget to talk about weather again but might drop some life-changing knowledge about paper clips.