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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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 Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.251327 Social Sciences
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  • We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jul 7 2025
    SPONSORS: - Order on DoorDash and save big during Summer of DashPass. Sign up today! DashPass benefits apply only to eligible orders. Terms apply. - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BEARS -- just pay $5 shipping. - If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, download the free e-book “Navigating Global Trade: 3 Insights for Leaders” at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS - Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/cave Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer reunite in sunny California for a jam-packed episode full of FOMO, fatherhood, and flaming hot air balloon disasters. The bears talk about Tom’s California vacation and getting into surfing with his boys. They dig into wild parenting comparisons, Luis J. Gomez’s insane training routines, and Bert feeling FOMO for Andrew Schulz’s perfect summer life on Instagram. Tom then drops major news about shooting a new Netflix movie called El Tigre, which leads to Bert sharing his own plans for filming the series Free Bert in Atlanta. With both Bears tied up all summer, they announce special "Summer Bears" episodes and name the two hosts Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias. Things get political (kind of) as Bert and Tom debate who should talk about world issues—spoiler alert: it’s not them. Bert then rants about the sheer terror of hot air balloons and Tom tells another legendary Top Dog tale about how he diverted a plane so he could take a piss. Buckle up—it’s a bumpy (and hilarious) ride. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 296 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:40 - Father FOMO 00:05:07 - The Summer Bears 00:16:45 - FaceTiming Chrissy D 00:20:16 - The Middle Class Of Comedy 00:33:09 - Bert Explains Global Politics 00:39:48 - Hot Air Balloons Are Sketch 00:49:29 - Crazy Plane Stories 01:00:17 - Helicopters 01:06:45 - Uber Driver Smackdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Fun With Foreign Slurs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Fun With Foreign Slurs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jun 30 2025
    SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS at https://www.monarchmoney.com/bears in your browser for 50% your first year. - Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom checks in on Bert’s intestine surgery and his new commitment to being loud, red, and barely alive. The Bears cover everything from Hellcats to Titanic cowards, and disgusting public behavior. They spiral into career-ending scandals — Ray Rice, Aaron Hernandez, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, and Hitler — and debate whether being talented enough erases your crimes. Plus: the Oceangate sub disaster, a fisherman who supposedly ate his friend, and a fascinating discussion about racist costumes, slurs, and Bert turning purple in a sauna. Also: plutonium, bad names, the lady versions of both bears, and how throwing your wife through a window could be noble. Classic Bear chaos. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 295 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:58 - DMV Hotties & Beefing With Kids 00:10:07 - Women & Children First 00:17:53 - Shame, Mel Gibson, & Lance Armstrong 00:24:57 - Famous People Committing Crimes 00:35:32 - Would You Rather? 00:39:13 - War Documentaries 00:44:48 - Slurs In Other Languages 00:53:44 - Names & The Studio Beef 00:59:11 - Japan & Uranium 01:05:08 - Lady Bert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Kinky Kings w/ Jim Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Kinky Kings w/ Jim Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jun 23 2025
    Check out Jim's new special Unconceivable right now on YouTube! Watch is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU SPONSORS: -Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears -Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at http://square.com/go/bears ! #squarepod This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the legendary Jim Norton! The bears dive into Jim’s brand new special, why he no longer wants to be a cuck, and what it’s like to live shamelessly — including some very NSFW stories from Brazil. Tom and Jim cover everything from a friendly Hitler and war documentaries to bombing onstage and the dark side of stand-up. They check out clips of Orson Welles’ drunk ad reads and William Shatner being difficult during a recording, and discuss JFK conspiracies, before pivoting to the power of charismatic maniacs like Jeffrey Epstein. Plus, Tom confronts his own comedy insecurities and Jim shares some Patrice O'Neal stories and breaks down the wildest moments from his years in radio. You don’t want to miss this one! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 294 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:38 - It's Hitler Summer 00:05:41 - Comedy Special Edits, Self-Hatred, & Narcissists 00:16:41 - Embracing Shame 00:23:49 - Dopamine Release 00:30:01 - Orson Welles & William Shatner 00:38:27 - Favorite Interview Guests & JFK Conspiracies 00:43:50 - Epstein 00:50:10 - Bombing 00:56:30 - Headliners 01:02:27 - Patrice O'Neal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 12 mins

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just smoke meth you shed of the weight you already got bad teeth and you dont have to quit drinking win win

meth will help you lose weight

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I listen to this every Monday. Tom and Burt are hilarious together. This is always a nice break from what's going on in life and a great way to start the week

Hilarious

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Mt favorite podcast to listen to! I loved it, seeing it on YouTube as well! 🤣😂🤣💀 these guys are seriously funny as hell

LOVED IT!

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You guys are both my favorite comedians and I was so psychrd when I found out not only are you guys friends but have this podcast. So funny!

hilarious

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two best friends making fun of each other challenging each other to competitions and looking at Life through The eyes of buffoonery. definitely not clean, way less gross than your mom's house! I highly recommend it for anyone who has a best friend, or someone that doesn't have a best friend and wants to pretend that Bert and Tom are their best friend.

ahhh 100% my favorite podcast

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close fist because I've never slapped anyone 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭
did she think it was funny?? My stomach still hurts from laughing!!

my first episode

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I’m late to the party, but I love Tom and have seen him live a couple times. I heart Bert on “Fly on the Wall” with David Spade and Dana Carvey and fell in love. So funny.

My new addiction

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These guys make people look at me strange. when I crying laughing. love it!

Getting me through the day!

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Hands down the best podcast. Review requires 15 words so Bert is a fatty

Good

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love these 2 doing there solo stuff so why not together?
love these dudes

These guys are the gold standard

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