YAR, MATEYS! In honor of Indigenous Peoples' Day, we’re tearing to shreds Adventures in Odyssey’s awful episode celebrating colonialism: COLUMBUS: THE GRAND VOYAGE. The historical inaccuracy is as offensive as it is hysterically stupid, and Pigeon — our resident history degree holder — has the receipts. Join us on our own grand voyage through all the white Christian supremacist baloney that is this episode.

Discussion topics include:

-3-2-1 Penguins

-Phil Lollar’s war against fun

-Lawrence Hodges is canonically closeted

-Lesbian Queen Isabella at Christian school

-Isabella and Ferdinand were UGGOS!

-Pigeon and Percy nerd out further on Spanish history (sorry)

-Whit storyboarding child abuse for the Imagination Station

-Third-layer God!

Works Cited:

-Stephen Morillo - Frameworks of World History, Volume One: to 1550 (2014)

-George Brown Tindall & David Emory Shi - America: A Narrative History, Vol. 1 (2013)

-Lynn Hunt, Thomas Martin, Barbara Rosenwein, & Bonnie Smith

- The Making of the West: Peoples and Cultures, Volume I: to 1740 (2010)

-David E. Shi & Holly A. Mayer - For the Record: A Documentary History of America, Volume 1: From First Contact through Reconstruction (2013)

-Álvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca - Chronicles of the Narváez Expedition

-Katharine J. Lualdi - Sources of The Making of the West: Peoples and Cultures, Volume 1: to 1750 (2012)