Episodes

  • HalloGivingTines Day
    Feb 7 2025

    Originally Aired February 7, 2025: Janel Klein from the Super Bowl. Worst physical sensations. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snow butt.

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    2 hrs and 30 mins
  • Prozac Queen
    Feb 6 2025

    Originally Aired February 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your twin sex robot!

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    2 hrs and 24 mins
  • Revenge Rack
    Feb 5 2025

    Originally Aired February 5, 2025: Volatile relationships. 10 things everybody should know how to do. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn in the park.

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    2 hrs and 29 mins
  • Sex Toy Bandit
    Feb 4 2025

    Originally Aired February 4, 2025: The most cold-hearted woman on earth. Telling your friend the hard truth. Everything you wanted to know about Dana's first time skiing at 30 years old.

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    2 hrs and 33 mins
  • Toilet Paper Grenades
    Feb 3 2025

    Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches.

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    2 hrs and 26 mins
  • Cyberfart
    Jan 31 2025

    Originally Aired January 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola from the NFL's Pro Bowl games. Assault with a boloney sandwich. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peppa Pig theme park.

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    2 hrs and 30 mins
  • Butt Sizzle
    Jan 30 2025

    Originally Aired January 30, 2025: Neurodivergent Triggering. Villain for hire. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Tom Brady trophy.

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    2 hrs and 29 mins
  • Whale Farts
    Jan 29 2025

    Originally Aired January 29, 2025: Penises of the future. The sleep schedule of psychopaths. Everything you've ever wanted to know about workplace booping.

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    2 hrs and 20 mins