Episodes

  • The Real Teen Wolf
    Mar 12 2025

    Originally Aired March 12, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Popular wedding trends. Everything you wanna know about being banned from playgrounds.

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    2 hrs and 26 mins
  • Meat-iversary
    Mar 11 2025

    Originally Aired March 11, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Globe of Death. Everything you wanna know about phrases your old man loved to say.

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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • National Nap Day
    Mar 10 2025

    Originally Aired March 10, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Everybody at the bar is watching your sex tape. Everything you wanna know about how picking your nose can be deadly.

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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • Naked on a Plane
    Mar 7 2025

    Originally Aired March 7, 2025: An OnlyFans model is trying to have sex with your grandpa. Porn horror stories. Everything you wanna know about how to ruin a date in 10 seconds.

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    2 hrs and 28 mins
  • $15,000 Orgasm Camp
    Mar 6 2025

    Originally Aired March 6, 2025: Live in-studio examination by Veterinary Doctor Andrea. The next step would be, don't EVER put your hands on a pregnant woman's food. Everything you wanna know about there being feces in the studio.

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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • Meat Sequel
    Mar 5 2025

    Originally Aired March 5, 2025: Your baby daddy's hotter new girlfriend. Where there's a will... there's a way. Everything you wanna know about nightmare in-laws.

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    2 hrs and 28 mins
  • Phat Tuesday
    Mar 4 2025

    Originally Aired March 4, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The crazy lady who literally let the dogs out. Everything you wanna know about that strange place you woke up at after drinking.

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    2 hrs and 31 mins
  • Roof Penis
    Mar 3 2025

    Originally Aired March 3, 2025: A cheater's greatest enemy. Holding a beer for Dummies. Everything you wanna know how how ugly you really are.

    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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    2 hrs and 28 mins