This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour “tropical brain-vacation”:

🌺 SPF Slather Ritual – Thomas & Chip literally rub the stress away and invite you to “vacation in your mind” for an hour

🍹 Waikiki Welcome Order – two-fist Mai Tais + a beach-side burger that “puts you in the zone”

🧀 Nacho-Cheese Horror – Chip confesses he’s an anti-cheeser (Unless its Itallian)

🌴 Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel – how one red shirt sparked dozen-stranger compliments, a secret QR-code growth hack … and pure “positive vibes”

📆 167-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise live shows are locking in

🎓 Grad-Face Aloha Shirts – the wild merch idea parents will pay for

👻 Wildwood Haunted-House Trauma – Dracula, a flying retainer & a panic exit

🌬️ Cliff-Top Camping Mystery – “Thomas O’Brien’s Unexplained Files” debut - Ghosts are real?

🌕 Strawberry-Moon Rebrand – Dead-Clown Moon? Wacky-Golf Pants-Down Moon? Chip has… options

🎶 Brian Wilson Moment – tears during God Only Knows, Pet Sounds as secret Bond theme & a nod to the legend after his passing

🎸 Goose @ MSG Hype & Nebraska Comedy Fest – closing on high-note summer plans

Hit play for strawberry-moon laughs, Beach-Boys feels and enough sunscreen-scented escapism to take the edge off 2025.

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🦃🌴 167-Day Countdown: Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise – Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki (tickets in bio)

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00:00:00 Mental-Health Cold Open & SPF Slather Escape
00:01:23 Waikiki Dream Order – Double Mai Tais & Beach Burgers
00:04:05 Cheese Confession & Nacho Nightmare
00:06:30 Hawaiian-Shirt Compliment Streak
00:07:03 167-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise
00:10:32 QR-Code Shirt Street-Team Plan
00:18:41 Grad-Face Aloha Business Pitch
00:34:05 Wildwood Haunted-House Horror Story
00:41:56 Unexplained Oregon Cliff Camping Incident
00:49:37 Strawberry-Moon Alt Names (Dead-Clown Moon?!)
00:58:03 Brian Wilson Tears & Pet Sounds Bond
01:00:11 Tribute + Strawberry-Moon Smoke Walk
01:02:20 Goose MSG Hype & Sign-Off