Episodes

  • A Farewell To Arms - Abridgd Too Far

    A Farewell To Arms - Abridgd Too Far
    Jun 26 2025
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC for short) brings you Ernest Hemingway's "American Classic" in just...well...1,337 seconds. So if you're wanting to get a real sense of who Papa really was...then read "For Whom the Bell Tolls"...if you need to get this book done and dusted in less than half an hour...then sit back and listen and impress all your friends with your new-found knowledge of a literary classic. Because we can guarantee that your friends haven't read it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    32 mins
  • Moby Dick - Abridgd Too Far

    Moby Dick - Abridgd Too Far
    Jun 12 2025
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC for short) brings you Herman Melville's "Great American Novel" in just...well...1,337 seconds. So if you're interested in whales, wails or Wales...or need a study guide for any exam about fish, fishing or boats..then sit back and listen and impress all your friends with your new-found knowledge of a literary classic. Because we can guarantee that your friends haven't read it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    27 mins
  • Dracula - Abridgd Too Far

    Dracula - Abridgd Too Far
    May 29 2025
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC for short) brings you Bram Stoker's gothic "masterpiece" in just...well...1,337 seconds. So if you're studying for any exam about goths, gothic, gotham or any other word that starts with "goth"...then sit back and listen and impress all your friends with your new-found knowledge of a literary classic. Because we can guarantee that your friends haven't read it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    33 mins
  • Pride & Prejudice - Abridgd Too Far

    Pride & Prejudice - Abridgd Too Far
    Jan 1 2025
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC for short) brings you Jane Austen's beloved classic "masterpiece" in just...well...1,337 seconds. So, this Christmas, if you’re trying to impress your English Literature graduate friends with knowledge of one of the world's most filmed classics ever...then we. have your back. Way back! So sit back and listen to this romantic tale of class and love in a way you've never read it...or heard it...before! Cast: Jane Arden as Mrs Bennett and others Julien Ball as Mr Bennett and others Eliza Horn as Elizabeth and others Samuel James as Darcy and others Genevieve Lorenzo Martin as Jane and others Charlotte McBurney as Lydia and others Christopher Ragland as Bingley and others With a special introduction by the Professor himself, Douglas Ullard. Written by David Spicer Directed by John Schwab and David Spicer Audio Production by John Schwab Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    28 mins
  • Great Expectations - Abridgd Too Far

    Great Expectations - Abridgd Too Far
    Jan 30 2024
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC for short) brings you Charles Dickens' classic "masterpiece" in just...well...1,337 seconds. So, if you’re trying to impress your English Literature graduate friends with knowledge of one of the most adapted classics ever...then we. have your back. Way back! So sit back and listen to this dark tale of Dickensian child torture (mild) and class issues (extreme) in a way you've never read it...or heard it...before! Cast: Julien Ball as Magwitch and others Joanna Brookes as Miss Haversham and others Charlotte McBurney as Young Pip and others David Menkin as Herbert and others Caroline Rodgers as Estella and others Ben Starr as Pip and others With a special introduction by the Professor himself, Douglas Ullard. Written by David Spicer Directed by John Schwab and David Spicer Audio Production by John Schwab Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    32 mins
  • The Scarlet Letter - Abridgd Too Far

    The Scarlet Letter - Abridgd Too Far
    Jan 16 2024
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC for short) brings you Nathaniel Hawthorn's Puritanical classic "masterpiece" in just...well...1,337 seconds. So, if you’re trying to impress an American literature snob, then look no further than the book that all American students are forced to read sometime between kindergarten and their senior your in high school. So sit back and listen to this dark tale of how a villageful of puritans harass, bully and mentally torture a young woman and her child...all in the name of the Lord. Cast: Barbara Barnes as Hester Prynne and others Joanna Brookes as Hibbins and others Alan Marriot as Chillingworth and others David Menkin as Bellingham and others Shai Matheson as Rev Dimmesdale and others Charlotte McBurney as Pearl and others With a special introduction by the Professor himself, Douglas Ullard. Written by David Spicer Directed by John Schwab and David Spicer Audio Production by John Schwab Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    32 mins
  • Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - Abridgd Too Far

    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - Abridgd Too Far
    Jan 2 2024
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC for short) brings you Mary Shelley's Gothic classic "masterpiece" in just...well...1,337 seconds. So, if you’re trying to look smart in front of your friends and family because they think they KNOW the story of Frankenstein... then, don’t worry…we’ve done all the hard work for you. So sit back and listen to this dark tale of how a moody teenager decided to create a monster out of rotting body parts...and sausages! Cast: Julien Ball as Walton and others Rakesh Boury as Professor Krempe and others Alan Marriot as Victor Frankenstein and others Charlotte McBurney as Frankenstein's Monster and others Caroline Rodgers as Mrs Narrator and others With a special introduction by the Professor himself, Douglas Ullard. Written by David Spicer Directed by John Schwab and David Spicer Audio Production by John Schwab Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    32 mins
  • Lady Chatterley's Lover - Abridgd Too Far

    Lady Chatterley's Lover - Abridgd Too Far
    Jan 2 2024
    World-renowned and very clever Professor of Short Books, Douglas Ullard...along with his Twenty-Two Minute and Seventeen Second Classic Literature Audio Armchair Theatre Company (or TTMASSCLAATC) brings you D. H. Lawrence's naughty literary "masterpiece" in just...well...twenty-two minutes and seventeen seconds. So, if you’re trying to look smart in front of your friends and family because they think they KNOW the story of The War of the Wolrds... then, don’t worry…we’ve done all the hard work for you. So sit back and listen to the scandal unfold at Wragby, where Lady Constance is searching for more than just a good time! Cast: Julien Ball as Mellors and others Joanna Brookes as Bolton and others David Menkin as Michaelis and others Caroline Rodgers as Lady Chatterley and others Ben Starr as Clifford and others With a special introduction by the Professor himself, Douglas Ullard. Written by David Spicer Directed by John Schwab and David Spicer Audio Production by John Schwab Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    28 mins