"This is not mission difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's mission impossible. 'Difficult' should be a walk in the park for you."

Episode 91 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 , rock climbing, disease creating, motorbike jousting classic Mission Impossible II. Ryan and Mark talk about farting on cakes, Napoli and why Ethan Hunt is the way he is with women.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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Ryan Links

NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

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"It's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease"

Episode 90 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2006 tentacle probing, bath worming, exploding in a barn-ing classic Slither. Ryan and Mark talk about Cullen's memorable taxi journey, blood tests and why this is the most fucked up film they have seen in a long time.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

Ryan Links

NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

Twitter : @RyanCullen90

Instagram : @ryancullen90

Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

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"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve"

Episode 89 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1986 child smoking, leech pulling, competitive pie eating classic Stand By Me. Ryan and Mark if certain things would get you arrested, Cullen conquering LA and how you should remove a leech.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

Ryan Links

NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

Twitter : @RyanCullen90

Instagram : @ryancullen90

Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree