Today on the pod Land and Aviva discuss insurance ads. They chat about a giant male eagle laying eggs, Scientology, and why the Geico Lizard is from the UK (despite England not being the most tropical of climates). Also as a fun bonus, they lend some helpful tips on how to find your way out of a paper bag.

Survival Insurance: https://youtu.be/FUd8MTsZqFY

Dashers: https://youtu.be/g3EYHnDxUMQ

Eagle Man: https://youtu.be/O4-e4nlfdRI

Eagle Woman: https://youtu.be/85QSEzyw7RY

Eagle Man (Freak Dealer): https://youtu.be/OyJXxnJKWkE

Making of "Eagle Man": https://youtu.be/BCUXoQjLXTo

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Aviva and Land share the most unforgettable commercials from their childhood, and maybe yours too (If you happened to be a kid at exactly the same time as either of them, in the United States, in a similar target market, depending on the region). We talk about dolls that poop, dogs that poop puppies, a waterslide with a bump, tying a lemon to your ankle, and the very best thing of all, counters. And do we talk about the type of counter that counts, or like, a marble counter? Listen to find out!

Commercials discussed:

Skip-It: https://youtu.be/IoEwM5Ykqmk

Pretty Pretty Princess: https://youtu.be/x561NU1-XdA

Crocodile Mile: https://youtu.be/2NZs91E3wNM

Baby Alive: https://youtu.be/HA8RsYEr_J8

Baby Born: https://youtu.be/j6FlNtRRJUU

Baby All Gone: https://youtu.be/f0HqUHfMmKQ

Crossfire: https://youtu.be/rCwn1NTK-50

Tiger Deluxe Talkboy: https://youtu.be/ePrAxox-sq0

Don't Wake Daddy: https://youtu.be/kndIxjQsw-Q

Creepy Crawlers: https://youtu.be/PTFiJAH63xo

Dream Phone: https://youtu.be/pqYsQgDqlmg

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We've all had Miller Lite, and can agree that it's one of the most delicious hoppy nectars here on G-d's green earth. But what we can't agree on, is whether the best part about Miller Lite is if it tastes great, or if it's less filling. Both things are huge benefits about the drink, and it's almost impossible to decide. We also talk about Siskel & Ebert, Orson Welles, Rodney Dangerfield, aluminum siding, and our main man Crazy Bruce with comedian Scott Simpson (California Kings Podcast).

Commercials discussed:

1983 - Miller Lite - Tastes Great vs. Less Filling Softball Game Commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_yuS8txoUU

MILLER LITE - Rodney Dangerfield Aliens (80's Commercial)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4BSb63xxA

Crazy Bruces Liquors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNkK-aQEtMI

Original Takes for Orson Welles Wine Commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

Pace Picante - Get A Rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgrGyR6EYbY

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