Episodes

  • The Enfield Horror: Where's the Audio, Radio Guy?
    Jun 25 2025

    Come on down to the Devil's Kitchen for our famous mange-riddled kangaroo. We'll tell you about how Joe Biden is a lizard person as long as you promise to behave yourself.

    00:35 Uh oh

    05:50 The Enfield Horror

    07:16 Initial reports

    10:50 Kangaroos

    16:15 It’s back!

    26:06 Scratchy scratchy

    27:54 Rick Rainbow

    33:10 Guest appearance from MeiMei

    34:39 Too many cooks in The Devil’s Kitchen

    40:04 An honest-to-god scientific study

    41:41 Reddit posts

    45:55 Final questions

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    52 mins
  • Cattle Mutilators: Thanks For the Trauma, Wishbone
    Jun 11 2025

    Somebody somewhere wants their anus eaten by phantom dogs. Is it you? Are you doing ok? We're not here to shame you, we just want you to feel supported.

    3:27 - The ironically named horse

    9:10 - Why it probably isn’t predators

    13:00 - The three main possibilities

    14:13 - The government theory

    19:08 - The cult theory

    20:21 - Fertility cults

    24:37 - 10s only

    25:16 - Chris can’t stop thinking about skin walkers

    26:53 - Ok so what the hell IS it

    27:49 - Everyone should be watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch

    34:06 - Phantoms from another dimension? (we are both mentally stable employed adults)

    38:07 - What’s the deal with night?

    39:43 - Define “phantom”

    42:58 - Alpaca attack

    45:29 - They’re watching

    49:06 - Oral traditions and surviving species

    50:02 - Combing local news

    53:36 - Final questions

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Boogeymen: Mike Myers Is In My Closet
    Jun 4 2025

    What's that in your closet? An unexpected delve into spirituality and the nature of evil? Whatever it is, one thing's for sure: it loves to terrify and/or eat children. Yeah, baby!

    00:33 - Shifting gears

    2:49 - Boogeymen

    5:04 - Etymology

    6:29 - Have you ever been boogey’d?

    18:39 - Tulpa tips

    28:12 - Sleep paralysis perception

    37:23 - A wider definition

    41:03 - Notable boogeymen

    50:47 - Dear David

    58:11 - Quick technical note

    58:48 - Send in the clowns

    1:02:56 - Final questions

    Babbel article:
    https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/halloween-2014#:~:text=Other%20known%20whereabouts:%20most%20of,the%20bidding%20of%20evil%20wizards.

    Kody Green:
    https://www.kodygreen.com/

    Dear David:
    https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • The Fouke Monster: The Sins of Sloths
    May 28 2025

    It's going to sound silly the first time we say it, and possibly the second and third times, but stick with us and you might start to agree.

    0:42 - The Fouke Monster

    3:52 - Sources

    4:39 - A sloth?

    6:50 - Fouke, Arkansas

    13:20 - Haunting cries and red eyes

    17:05 - The attack

    25:04 - A carnivorous sloth??

    27:24 - Spirited panther debate

    31:06 - Ozark Howler

    33:39 - Skinwalkers

    37:46 - The Legend of Boggy Creek

    49:52 - The footprints

    53:16 - Subsequent encounters

    1:02:19 - Final questions

    Texarkana Gazette story on the attack:
    https://web.archive.org/web/20030803215531/http://texarkanagazette.com/articles/2001/06/24/export15709.txt

    Monster Mart in Fouke:
    https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g31598-d2716317-Reviews-Monster_Mart-Fouke_Arkansas.html

    Fouke Monster Sightings:
    http://www.foukemonster.net/sightings.htm

    The Fouke Monster song:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8DppWLBpQ&ab_channel=MarkScalise

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • The Chicken Man: I Can Fix You, (Chicken) Man
    May 21 2025

    We regret to inform you he was not an anthropomorphic chicken, but he may have been something far more morally upsetting.

    Lawrence Curtis interview: https://zooaquariumvideoarchive.org/interviews/lawrence-curtis/
    Chicken Man fan fiction: https://www.creepypasta.com/the-chicken-man/

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Bigfoot: Most People You Find in the Woods Are Gonna Have Feet
    May 13 2025

    We're starting off with the big one folks - it's the Sasquatch.

    - Patterson-Gimlin film - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPlRr_OfxZI&ab_channel=MrLuci
    - Ape canyon recounting - http://www.bigfootencounters.com/classics/beck.htm
    - Bigfoot website - https://www.bfro.net/gdb/

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    1 hr and 7 mins