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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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 A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.© Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
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  • 340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer

    340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer
    Jun 4 2025
    Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis. Our tour starts in two weeks!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce

    339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce
    May 28 2025
    No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode. Our tour is guickly approaching!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • 338: Reviews of Chocolate Factories

    338: Reviews of Chocolate Factories
    May 21 2025
    Breaking up families, one listener at a time.Tour tickets on sale now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 12 mins
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I am feeling very represented lol. I don’t write reviews often but I love this show and this episode made me feel a little extra special haha. I just returned from a weekend trip there yesterday

Loved the Toms River review! I went to highschool there

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not related but my grandma's name was Leona we called her Noni (No nee) she was the best.. Bat shit crazy but awesome.

I love you guys ... I wish I liked my siblings.

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You both are naturals. I LOVE this podcast and Christine’s other podcast “And that’s why we drink”

So funny!

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Sometimes, you just need to hear humor. This delivered! Yay! love ATW podcast, but this is for everyone! Thanks!!!

I would love to give this a one star review

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Xandy and Christine are AGENTS OF SATAN! they definitely kick it with Beelzebub, Behemoth, and Belial (so does stinky boy).

as per recent request

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I NEVER write reviews ;)
But when Christine read that unhinged Disney review with the music box track playing, I laughed so damn hard I started to cry and had to pause the episode because I was driving and didn't want to drive off the road. I am cackling now just thinking about it. Amazing. Thank you guys for getting through my commute.

Crying!

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Truly hilarious. I listen to this nightly in the Mojave desert and always enjoy.

Love this show

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