Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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  • A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
    © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
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  • 334: Reviews of Laundromats

    334: Reviews of Laundromats
    Apr 23 2025
    Everyone wish Christine a happy birthday! See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 333: Reviews of Tiki Bars

    333: Reviews of Tiki Bars
    Apr 16 2025
    See us on tour and don't throw quarters at us!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 332: Reviews of Chiropractors

    332: Reviews of Chiropractors
    Apr 9 2025
    See us on tour and at our EPCOT after party!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon to get pre-sale access! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 32 mins
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Loved the Toms River review! I went to highschool there

I am feeling very represented lol. I don’t write reviews often but I love this show and this episode made me feel a little extra special haha. I just returned from a weekend trip there yesterday

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I would love to give this a one star review

Sometimes, you just need to hear humor. This delivered! Yay! love ATW podcast, but this is for everyone! Thanks!!!

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I love you guys ... I wish I liked my siblings.

not related but my grandma's name was Leona we called her Noni (No nee) she was the best.. Bat shit crazy but awesome.

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So funny!

You both are naturals. I LOVE this podcast and Christine’s other podcast “And that’s why we drink”

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as per recent request

Xandy and Christine are AGENTS OF SATAN! they definitely kick it with Beelzebub, Behemoth, and Belial (so does stinky boy).

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Crying!

I NEVER write reviews ;)
But when Christine read that unhinged Disney review with the music box track playing, I laughed so damn hard I started to cry and had to pause the episode because I was driving and didn't want to drive off the road. I am cackling now just thinking about it. Amazing. Thank you guys for getting through my commute.

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Love this show

Truly hilarious. I listen to this nightly in the Mojave desert and always enjoy.

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