No naughty stories tonight. Instead, I have the pleasure of sharing Episode 1 of Wkdfaerie's "Get In My Pants" series. In this rambling, very silly chat, the two of us bang on about various kinks, using this handy guide created by The Sanctuary of Sin.

To learn more about Wkdfaerie and listen to her work, you can visit her at https://wkdfaerie.carrd.co/.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

And for those wondering what the "dirty little crumpet dancer" thing is about... well, enjoy.

Ever get the feeling the letters of the alphabet are a big, dysfunctional family with conflicting agendas and delusions of grandeur? No? Just me? Tonight's episode is a silly (but soothing) ASMR audio to help you drift off.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

Tonight's episode is not so much a story as a sweet and occasionally salacious monologue. This is an ode to women who believe they are less endowed than their peers. This is a love letter to the busts that are no less beautiful for being itty bitty.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by josefpres and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.