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Bone Marry Bury

Bone Marry Bury

By: Dear Media
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 2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will f*ck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party. Starring Sarah Hyland and Harvey Guillén, "Bone Marry Bury" is the raunchy reverse whodunnit you didn't know you needed. Ready to play?© 2022
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  • Introducing: Bone, Marry, Bury

    Introducing: Bone, Marry, Bury
    Feb 15 2022
    2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will f*ck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party.

    Starring Sarah Hyland and Harvey Guillén, “Bone Marry Bury” is the raunchy reverse whodunnit you didn’t know you needed, premiering on 2/22/22. Ready to play?
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    3 mins
  • Chapter 1: Meet the Players

    Chapter 1: Meet the Players
    Feb 22 2022

    Meet Allie: 26, kind of a mess (but a hot mess!), recently fired from her restaurant job and dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party with her best friend Gabe (who is also narrating events from the near-future), hoping to get wasted and leave this trash heap of a year behind. Maybe 2022 is going to be her year? Spoiler... it’s not! But Gabe lets us know this party is still important because by the end of the month Allie’s going to bone, marry, and bury three different people... and they’re all at this party. Let the games begin!

    Produced By Dear Media.


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    24 mins
  • Chapter 2: Job Hunting and Bathroom F*cking

    Chapter 2: Job Hunting and Bathroom F*cking
    Mar 1 2022

    After ending New Year’s in a rather dramatic fashion, Allie is on the hunt for a new job. But her resume leaves a lot to be desired. After bombing her job interviews, she heads to the local dive bar to drown her sorrows. Evan, the friendly bartender, suggests she could make some easy cash by selling pot. Even Gabe agrees, despite pot being fully criminalized in Nashville — anything to get Allie off his couch so he and his new crush can get some alone time! Things are looking up for Allie when she gets asked on a date by a guy from the New Year’s party. Does she remember what he looks like? No. Is there love in the air? Only time, tequila, and potato salad will tell.


    Produced by Dear Media.


    Listen to our playlist on Spotify.


    A word from our sponsors:


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    28 mins
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this was a really fun story to listen too. I absolutely loved it. just lots of fun and very quirky.

awesome

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Mildly entertaining, but I think I’m about 20 years too old for the crudeness. Not sure…

Mildly entertaining

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A must listen! This one had me in a chokehold from episode one. The entire cast was amazing, but I have to say that Gabe was my absolute favorite character. Would love a continuation of this series.

Yes, yes and yes!!!

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