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  • Episode 24 | ToG Series: Heir of Fire (Ch 10-18) - Kitchen Duty & Killer Wyverns: A Love Story
    Jun 26 2025

    In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re diving into Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 10 through 18—and listen, if you thought this crew was emotionally stable before? Yeah. No.

    🔹 Celaena and Rowan are bonding the only way emotionally repressed people know how: through verbal abuse and forced transformations. Training is rough, but at least kitchen duty comes with bread and zero bullshit.

    🔹 Manon and the Ironteeth witches are posted up in the Ferian Gap, checking out wyverns like they’re shopping for tanks—because that’s not concerning at all.

    🔹 Chaol’s avoiding his Boomer dad, playing spy in the streets, and catching a whiff of the Wolf of the North. We’re not saying it’s Aedion, but it’s Aedion.

    🔹 Meanwhile, Dorian’s magic is doing the most, and Sorscha’s trying to keep her job while catching feelings. Risky move. Bold. Possibly fatal.

    This episode serves up airborne murder beasts, emotional landmines, and the kind of magical outbursts that turn worktables into popsicles. Welcome back to Heir of Fire. We are not okay.

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • Episode 23 | ToG Series: Heir of Fire (Ch 1-9) - Heir of Ash
    Jun 19 2025

    In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re diving into Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 1 through 9—and buckle up, because this book does not ease us in gently.

    Celaena's in Wendlyn, sulking on rooftops, drinking like it's a coping strategy (because it is), and learning the hard way that Rowan Whitethorn is not here to play nice.

    🔹 Dorian’s over in Rifthold flirting with healing magic and potential heartbreak, while Chaol is stress-eating honor like it’s a food group.

    🔹 We finally meet Aedion—loyal general, walking war crime, and maybe the only person giving Rowan a run for “hot and emotionally unavailable.”

    🔹 Sorcha enters the chat with some very nurse-next-door energy. Spoiler: we’re already nervous for her.

    🔹 And just when you think we’ve got enough storylines, boom—enter Manon Blackbeak and the Thirteen. The Ironteeth witches are fierce, feral, and ready to fight wyverns in the freaking Ferian Gap like it’s the Hunger Games: Aerial Death Edition.

    This episode kicks off the next arc with all-new POVs, all-new trauma, and all-new reasons to scream into the void. Welcome to Heir of Fire—the emotional damage is just getting started.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Bonus Episode: When to Read The Assassin’s Blade (Official) | Spoiler-free & Spoiler Discussion
    Jun 5 2025

    In this bonus episode of Booked for Two, we’re diving into one of the biggest reader debates in the Throne of Glass fandom: When the hell should you read The Assassin’s Blade?

    We’ve got you covered with two sections—because we’re thoughtful like that:

    🔹 Spoiler-Free Section – Perfect if you haven’t read it yet and you’re stressing about the right time to dive in. (No spoilers. Not even a whisper about Skull’s Bay. You’re safe.)

    🔹 Spoiler Section – For the readers who’ve been through it and want to unpack the heartbreak, foreshadowing, and quiet rage TAB leaves in its wake.

    Also in this episode:

    🗺️ Which version of Celaena shows up here—and how it changes the way we see Throne of Glass as a whole.

    📖 Why the reading order actually matters and which one we swear by (plus, a mini-rant about chaos timelines).

    The Assassin’s Blade may be a collection of novellas, but don’t be fooled—this thing hits like a full-canon wrecking ball. Emotional scars included, no extra charge.

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    22 mins
  • Book Rating: The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas | Spoiler-free & Spoiler Review/Rating
    May 29 2025

    In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re stepping back in time for a full breakdown of The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas. Whether you’ve read it already or you’re still wondering when to read it—this one’s for you.

    We’ve split this episode into two parts: 🔹 Spoiler Section – For those of you who’ve already survived Celaena’s emotional rollercoaster and want to scream into the void with us. 🔹 Spoiler-Free Review – For readers on the fence about starting this one now or holding off until later in the series. (No spoilers—we swear on Sam Cortland’s honor.)

    Also in this episode: 🎓 Our return to Rifthold High School with another chaotic round of “Most Likely To...” yearbook awards. From fake deaths to dramatic speeches at graduation, no character is safe. 📚 Our official spoiler-free review and rating of the book—including which reading order we recommend and why.

    The Assassin’s Blade is short-story format with full-novel emotional damage—and we’re here to talk about every scar it leaves behind.

    💥 New episodes of Booked for Two drop every Thursday at 6 a.m. CT! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok (@BookedForTwoPodcast) for chapter announcements, behind-the-scenes chaos, and bonus content.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 22 | ToG Series: The Assassin's Blade – (FINALE) The Assassin and the Empire Part 2: Ch. 6-12
    May 22 2025

    In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re stepping into The Assassin and the Empire from The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 1 through 5. And let’s just say… freedom tastes a little bitter this week.

    Celaena and Sam are finally out from under the Guild—but the real world isn’t exactly rolling out a welcome mat.

    🔹 Work is hard to come by, so desperate times lead to… creative income solutions.

    🔹 They make their boldest move yet—cutting ties with the Assassin’s Guild once and for all. Or trying to, anyway.

    🔹 A mysterious client with a high-risk contract could be the payday they need—or the beginning of the end.

    🔹 And let’s just say not everyone’s thrilled to see them succeed. The past has teeth, and it’s still following close behind.

    This is the first part of The Assassin and the Empire, and while the plan is coming together… something darker is brewing under the surface.

    💥 New episodes of Booked for Two drop every Thursday at 6 a.m. CT!

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Episode 21 | ToG Series: The Assassin's Blade – The Assassin and the Empire Part 2: Ch. After, 1-5
    May 15 2025

    In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re stepping into The Assassin and the Empire from The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 1 through 5. And let’s just say… freedom tastes a little bitter this week.

    Celaena and Sam are finally out from under the Guild—but the real world isn’t exactly rolling out a welcome mat.

    🔹 Work is hard to come by, so desperate times lead to… creative income solutions.

    🔹 They make their boldest move yet—cutting ties with the Assassin’s Guild once and for all. Or trying to, anyway.

    🔹 A mysterious client with a high-risk contract could be the payday they need—or the beginning of the end.

    🔹 And let’s just say not everyone’s thrilled to see them succeed. The past has teeth, and it’s still following close behind.

    This is the first part of The Assassin and the Empire, and while the plan is coming together… something darker is brewing under the surface.

    💥 New episodes of Booked for Two drop every Thursday at 6 a.m. CT!

    Follow us on Instagram and TikTok (@BookedForTwoPodcast) for chapter announcements, behind-the-scenes chaos, and bonus content.

    Loving the show? Hit follow, leave a review, and send it to the one friend who always says “just one more chapter” and then pulls an all-nighter.

    📖 book: The Assassin's Blade: Get Book

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Episode 20 | ToG Series: The Assassin's Blade – The Assassin and the Underworld Part 2: Ch. 6-12
    May 8 2025

    In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re back in the thick of The Assassin and the Underworld from The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 6 through 12. And friends? The knives aren’t the only things sharp this week.

    Celaena starts putting pieces together, and what she finds? Not on the guild’s vacation brochure.

    🔹 Sam finally says the quiet feelings out loud—and yes, we squealed.

    🔹 Celaena uncovers the truth about Doneval’s "business" dealings, and it is not the kind of trade agreement you can walk away from clean.

    🔹 She buys freedom for herself and Sam. Big move. Big price. Even bigger target on her back.

    🔹 And Arobynn? That manipulative bastard played her like a fiddle in a soap opera. Think Littlefinger meets Jafar with a gym membership.

    🔹 By the end, Celaena’s victory feels like a trap gift-wrapped in blood and betrayal.

    This is part two of Rifthold’s most emotionally compromising reunion tour, and it’s getting messy—in the best and worst ways.

    💥 New episodes of Booked for Two drop every Thursday at 6 a.m. CT!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 19 | ToG Series: The Assassin's Blade – The Assassin and the Underworld Part 1: Ch. 1-5
    May 1 2025

    In this episode of Booked for Two, we’re diving dagger-first into The Assassin and the Underworld from The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas—chapters 1 through 5. Celaena’s back in Rifthold, and so are the lies, the glam, and the oh-so-punchable faces.

    Ain’t no rest for the deadly when Arobynn Hamel is lurking like a budget Littlefinger with a better skincare routine.

    🔹 Celaena gets a surprise welcome gift—and we don’t mean the fancy clothes. 🔹 Sam’s back. And listen, the tension? Chef’s kiss spicy. 🔹 Arobynn is doing his manipulative best (worst?), and Celaena's not buying it... mostly. 🔹 There’s a ball, there’s a job, and there’s a lot of “I totally trust you” lies flying around. 🔹 And Lysandra enters the chat, looking like a problem wrapped in pearls.

    Welcome to part one of Rifthold’s most passive-aggressive reunion tour. Celaena’s balancing vengeance, secrets, and maybe—maybe—a little bit of healing.

    Next week? Shit gets real. You’ve been warned.

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    1 hr and 37 mins