Well here it is, the season finale!

If you made it this far congratulations you win a special prize.
We won't tell you what that prize is, but at some point in your future something will happen and if it's good then that might have been us sorting it out for you.
You're very welcome Brain Baller!
Thank you for gritting your ears and getting through this everyone!
Take care of yourselves, be kind, and have a pork wellington on us.
*you

In this episode

1) Ben sort of tells us about the time he was declared legally dead.

2) Austen sort of tells us about the time not having any phone signal saved his bacon.

(To be honest the stories themselves are terrible in this one but there's nearly as much 'not stories' in it too which probably helps! :D)

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to Brainballscommunity@gmail.com.

Well, I'm not quite sure how we've all made it to a ninth episode of this nonsense but you're just as much to blame as we are! :D

In this episode -

1) Austen tells us about the time he had a cook book published

2) Ben tells us about the time he accidentally won a race.

It's a bit mental this episode.

So strap yourselves in and enjoy! :D

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to Brainballscommunity@gmail.com.

Well now aren't you just the *luckiest* person in the whole wide world right now!

For a limited time only we're giving you 50% extra on the pod, that's right on this episode you get 3 stories for the usual price of 2!

I mean Ben's audio is terrible and the stories are at about the level of quality you've come to expect from us by now, but still, we'll all be dead soon so let's just get through this the best we can shall we! ;D

On this episode

1) Austen tells us about the time he stumbled across an old family heirloom.

2) Ben tells us about the time a surprise went wrong.

3) Austen tells us about the time he had a new species named after him.

Enjoy! :)

As ever if you want to contact us or send requests for future stories please e-mail or send voice notes to Brainballscommunity@gmail.com.