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All the season's big storylines are coming to a head, all against of a backdrop of Weevil bullying people into teaching him algebra. Daddy Mars supports Veronica in a difficult moment, while all the other Daddy's are total creeps. (Seriously, none of these kids have mommies!) We totally understand how chlamydia works. And we really hope our neighbors didn't hear everything we shouted during this recording.

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Daddy Goot!! What are you doing, making Daddy Mars look bad!? What does Jackie see in this man who thinks batting cages are a fine substitute for prom? For having injured his butt in the war, this dude, Lucky, sure can run! And we'd really like to know more about how this drunken Six Flags trip went.

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This week we learn a whole lot more about Weevil, "Kendall", and their dealings with the Fitzpatricks. Meanwhile, a sharp-shooting student hires Veronica to look up a car on a regular public website. Wallace tries to woo wuh-wuh-wuh-Jackie. And we share some interesting findings about our DNA.

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We're back and [somewhat] rested! Thank you for your patience! This week Veronica gathers clues via a serious of confrontational interviews and bus nightmares. The students of Neptune High learn how to drop eggs real good and also seem to be allowed to carry around bleach-filled squirt guns. Daddy Mars has a plan to date every woman in town until he finds one who can help with his "fake" anxiety investigation. And did you know Kurt is made of cocaine?

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We're getting close to the end of the season, and there's plot juice EVERYWHERE! Guess Daddy Mars stopped not trusting Veronica at some point, and now Daddy Goot is up to no goot! Mac wants to do a bit o' the old poke poke tap tap with the Beav but is having a little trouble. And turns out Stacey has quite the eye for urinals.

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TW: SA - We do use a major trigger word a few times, being that it is in the title and very much the subject of this episode. Veronica and Wallace visit the local college that Veronica doesn't want to attend but obviously will. This college has not one but TWO stars from Arrested Development in its student body. Daddy Mars, or should we say Doctor Janitor Mars... helps the local public defender get out of a lil pickle. And Stacey has the sniffles, but would love Veronica to be more like Doogie Howser.

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A LAAAARGE percentage of this episode is dedicated to recapping everything that's happened... seriously like 5 whole minutes. There are four different stories happening, but the big mystery of the week involves a wild Tuesday night bachelorette party. We've definitely got daddies down but struggle with how to describe mommies. And as long as you're wearing gloves, it's fiiiine!

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This week Veronica helps a marginalized group of students, but the wrongdoer kinda just openly admits it all with no real consequences? Meanwhile Daddy Mars is helping Daddy Terrence with his murder issue. Bryan did have a sexy delivery experience like the one Corny hoped for, but he wasn't a creep, okay!? Plus we discuss the suspicious rim situation and whether or not Lamb and Goot are in cahoot.

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