Episodes

  • CCP CLASSICS: “RAINS COMIN’ IN!“
    Oct 2 2024

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 35. CUTEST LIL COHOST
    Jul 4 2024

    Chelsea and her dog discuss squeaky sounds, documentaries (Tell Them You Love Me), Rie Parenting, and assess inventory of how product is moving. Also: gramma impressions, hummingbird asmr, big dogs. A blood pants customer calls to discuss carbon underwear. Chelsea tries to speak italian to the probable great shame of her ancestors.

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    41 mins
  • 34. POINT FIVE SPEED
    Jun 27 2024

    Aisling Bea (plus 1) comes to reluctantly share her origin story as Chelsea continues to chase a Pulitzer for her intrepid journalistic instincts. Accents! Gigs! Bath calls! Psychics! In this episode Chelsea is told she has uk vibes and is queer-coded. The first Gay Test, sharing makeup, hygiene, 10-2 politics.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 33. STORY HOUR WITH BRENDON WALSH
    Jun 20 2024

    Chelsea’s longtime comedy bud Brendon Walsh joins us today! Chat about bad haircuts, being muted, micro-dosing, pants-off therapy, camping, and hanging curtains turns into Moth level storytelling about Brendon’s Philly childhood of pure violence.

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    57 mins
  • 32. TSUNAMI SUMMER SCHOOL
    Jun 13 2024

    Nick Kroll joins the pod to talk to callers on their parents phone plans, take food tests, list allergies, and discuss things like Runyon Canyon lipquids and the smell of rainy school days.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 31. A WHOLE NEW POD
    Jun 6 2024

    Chelsea is joined by Scott Aukerman and Brendon Walsh for a very special all advertisement pod. Also with: Nick Kroll, Moshe Kasher, Aisling Bea.

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    37 mins
  • 30. JARS
    May 30 2024

    A punning Rick Glassman and dazzling Chelsea meet for the first time, scrutinize each others mouth sounds, and discuss misophonic reactions to chip crunchin, ice chompin, and sharp perfumes. Also: Rick’s comfort in lying and lack of self-consciousness, Chelsea’s lack of feeling, the alpha/beta dynamic, Rick’s stand-up secret (act outs), merits of being high, Rick’s troubled left testicle, donuts vrs sundaes, a Chabbat caller bails, Detroit landmarks, a compelling vision of Chelsea on Rick’s podcast.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 29. REUNITED
    May 23 2024

    Todd Glass and Chelsea are reunited for a robust session of selling items with every ounce of their souls.

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    1 hr and 36 mins