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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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 Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.© Copyright © 2002-2025 PodcastOne.com. All rights reserved.
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  • 134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!)

    134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!)
    May 14 2025

    This week we’re belting it out and calling some people out. We kick things off with a passionate discussion about karaoke etiquette: if you’re sitting down while singing or not clapping for others, consider this a THREAT. Counselor Jonathan covers the bizarre tale of a woodpecker terrorizing a Massachusetts town. Counselor Zachariah tells us about a raccoon who got caught on camera with illegal... stuff... you'll have to listen i cant type it out lol. We wrap things up covered in glitter and white powder because we went to Charli XCX Brat Tour yall!!

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    Sponsors:

    ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by MeUndies.

    ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Zoc Doc.

    ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Rocket Money.

    Sources:

    ➜ Ben Hooper. “‘Ferocious’ Woodpecker Damages 25 Vehicles in Massachusetts Town.” UPI, 25 Apr. 2025.

    ➜ Jon Haworth. Woman Arrested after Raccoon Named Chewy Found with a Pipe in Driver’s Seat during Police Stop, ABC News Network, 7 May 2025.


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    Spotify Playlist

    YouTube Playlist

    Sammich's Secret Mixtape


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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Insane Water Ski Injection - Trail Mix #83

    Insane Water Ski Injection - Trail Mix #83
    May 12 2025

    In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice for coworkers who fight and pee everywhere, a lover's confession that hit harder than any first kiss, and a water ski wipe out that turned into an unexpected colon cleanse.

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    Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

    Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter




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    36 mins
  • 133 - What The F*** is A Crisper Drawer?

    133 - What The F*** is A Crisper Drawer?
    May 7 2025

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    Kaila Imada. “Japan Now Has an Official Hello Kitty Airport.” Time Out Tokyo, Time Out, 15 Apr. 2025.

    Jordan Valinsky. “Fired Disney Employee Gets 3 Years in Prison for Hacking and Changing Menus” CNN, Cable News Network, 28 Apr. 2025.

    Camp Songs:

    Spotify Playlist

    YouTube Playlist

    Sammich's Secret Mixtape


    Social Media:

    Camp Counselors TikTok

    Camp Counselors Instagram

    Camp Counselors Facebook

    Camp Counselors Twitter

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    1 hr and 10 mins
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I listen to this podcast to get ready for work and at work while setting up for the day, and honestly, throughout the day to get through the day 🤣 Zachariah and Jonathan are hilarious and I love being part of camp shady birch! ✌🏽💖

another great episode!

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I just don't think once a week is enough. I love everything about this podcast. My co-workers know when I'm listening to Camp Counselors because of the obnoxious laughter coming from my office.

HILARIOUS

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This is by far the best podcast that I have listened to. I enjoy every episode, which makes me laugh out loud. Definitely highlight of my day.

Best Podcast out there!! Period!

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I am snort laughing at a red light listening to the ketchup grievances. I cannot. You guys are just the best and this episode has me in tears

Long Covid made me lol

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I love going to Camp Shady Birch! Always a great time! Your favorite Social Media stars welcome you to camp every week with engaging content!

Funny & Fabulous

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do yourself a favor and follow these icons. catch up and binge previous shows. follow them on all the apps. chef's kiss.

love, love, love them!

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I feel like I’m hanging out with my bffs. Such a breath of fresh air! I love these sassy little gurls! 💕💕

I’m laughing until I’m sick!

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