Episodes

  • 77: Cuddle Court
    Jun 2 2025

    Order! Order in the court! During this week’s episode of The Couch Kids, the accused will have to face off against plaintiff Andrew as he attests to crimes against his physical and emotional wellbeing — we need our Couch Potatoes to act as Judge and Jury in this riveting case while the boys walk you through their boundaries, bring the HR Toilet to the stand, discuss medical ill-advice, and recount The Great Couch Kids NASCAR Tragedy of 78! You’ll have plenty of evidence to consider - Andrew’s fate is in your hands!

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 77: Teeth First
    May 26 2025

    Zebras, Rhinos, Gorillas - oh my! The killer zoo animals are on the loose the The Couch Kids need YOUR help! (Because Colton’s strategy isn’t gonna cut it…) This week we talk messy burgers, zoology that you WON’T learn at school, and most importantly we convene to raise the fighting spirit of 100 men versus 1 gorilla! So don’t be scared soldiers, for now, your place is here… because it’s time for your favorite podcast!

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    58 mins
  • 76: Troubling Tribunes
    May 12 2025

    I’m sure you get your news from your local paper mill like all of us, but if not - have no fear, the Couch Kids are here! This week let’s start at the front page with ear-otic topics, then move it along to Ren Faire fantasies, finally arriving at our self-help section on social troubles as well as some fun reaction images! So keep it parked and keep it paperless because this podcast has got you covered!

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    59 mins
  • 75: Dr. Ew is Ready for You...
    May 5 2025

    The sun sets on another day of heroism, you’ve just stopped the dastardly Dr. Ew and his Rouge’s Gallery of terror… the situation got… sticky… But your love for your favorite weekly podcast hasn’t (until maybe this episode)! That’s right heroes, heroines, and every sidekick in-between gather round for another nail biting episode of The Couch Kids! This week the boys trailer-fy their intro bit, bring Andrew’s alter-ego to life, talk tech with a freezer full of Nintendo systems, try some special candy from Idaho, and host a wicked brainstorm session of The Couch Kids Coaster! So keep your hands and legs inside the podcast at all times while we queue the epic soundtrack, it’s time another CK wild ride!

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 74: Rescue Zeros
    Apr 28 2025

    Whenever you’re in trouble they answer the call… RESCUE HERO— er, I mean, The Couch Kids! That’s right, it’s your favorite weekly podcast and although we might not be Wendy Waters, we’re here to quench your thirst! So buckle up as the boys (including a definitely here and not in Korea, Ari) explore their Smash or Pass fantasies, drop some mad Turbo the Snail lore, discuss Liam’s wet pants, and of course we dive into the hearts with some Kingdom Hearts talk! So clutch your fave figurines and sit back for another Billy Blazin’ episode!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Kingdom Hearts Drunk History Q&A Special!
    Apr 21 2025

    Join the CK crew in a special episode of Kingdom Hearts Drunk History, where they answer some of the fans top questions! Colton and Andrew address many of the serious allegations about the series as well as dive deeper into everything Drunk History!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 73: An Educational Podcast
    Apr 14 2025

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    ABC’s? 123’s? Or podcast with you and me?! Pencils down test takers, if you picked podcast - we got you covered! This week on The Couch Kids, our hosts are dropping food for the minds of our hungriest academic Couch Potatoes! Look forward to special guest, Sammie, embracing criticism with Andrew, pizza enrichment with Colton, and of course we talk about the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct! No need to study, this pod is the only practice test you need to succeed!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 72: Animal Experts
    Mar 31 2025

    Lost and afraid in a great big jungle? Hah, have no fear the animal experts are here! This week on the Couch Kids you’re gonna want to dust off that ol’ safari hat as the boys drop some mad mammal facts, discuss the intricacies of taking criticism, and dig into some follow up comments on girly-pop! So grab a seat and pop in your fave pod - it’s another roaring good episode of the Couch Kids! (All criticism of this description will be thrown in the trash— I mean taken very seriously!)

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    57 mins
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