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It’s time for DISASTERPIECE to cover their first-ever video game sequel: DUKE NUKEM FOREVER, the worst entry in a beloved—and wildly offensive—first-person shooter franchise. A game in development for so long that many of the teens who weren’t allowed to play the original had kids by the time it was released.

But even though DUKE NUKEM FOREVER took almost forever to create, don’t worry, kids—it’s still packed with just as much crass humor, toxic masculinity, hyper-violence, misogyny, and good old-fashioned swearing as you remember. And if all of that seemed way too offensive to grown-ups in 2011, don’t worry about that either—because the game was such a stinker, it killed the whole franchise.

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The weather’s getting nicer and the multiplexes are packed with IP, which can only mean one thing… It’s SEQUEL SUMMER!

Justin and Steve are spending the next three months exploring some of the worst #2s of all time—starting with the infamous cult disaster: Highlander II: The Quickening.

“There should have only been ONE!” pretty much sums up how the boys feel about it, especially since they got their hands on the notorious, out-of-print U.S. theatrical cut of this classic disasterpiece.

This version is somehow shorter and much worse than the fully restored cut. It’s a movie so bad, they invented the “Poochie” rule—retconning the main characters’ origin stories to explain that they’ve been aliens the whole time.

Yeah… It’s that bad.

WATCH HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING (Theatrical cut)

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What is DIVX?? It’s a super convenient way to rent movies without rentals or late fees. Simply go to Circuit City, buy a DIVX disc and DIVX DVD player, connect the player to your phone line, call to activate the disc for 48hrs, call back if you want to watch it again for a fee, call back a third time if you want to purchase your movie for an additional fee, or just go all the way back to Circuit City to recycle the disc. IT’S THAT EASY!

Join Justin and Steve as Disasterpiece explores one of the biggest failures in the home media market and a harbinger of doom for the entire film industry.