Daniel and Wilbur are back in the SHACK and Wilbur just flew back from Louisiana and boy are his arms tired. Wilbur somehow navigated the airport security without a passport or a magic star on his driver's license. Can the gov't stop you from traveling in your own country? I thought this was America, not the Gaza Strip. Apparently, that's what our gov't wants, an open-air prison you can't travel out of without special paperwork. I don't know about you, but I will not give away my right to travel.

Daniel and Wilbur return to the SHACK to find an oddly placed dog treat by the back door. Looking on the back of the treat it reads "this is a wildlife vaccine, please do not touch." Ok it's time to end this nonsense. How long do we let things like this go on before there are no deer left to hunt, no rabbits left to trap, no fish left to fish?? Before you know it, they're going to start grinding up dead cows and feeding them to cows. OH WAIT! That's already happening, and we are seeing a rise in madcow disease. Coincidence? Here at the SHACK, we don't believe in coincidence. We believe in the truth! YOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

Wilber is away so Daniel will play!!

If you want to send us anything our shipping address is P.O. Box 75 Ada, Ohio

P.S. the Erath is round lol........ that's for you Wilber for making me write one of these!