I'm getting married to my fiancé next year.

She doesn't want to take my name which is fair.

But she has demanded that I take hers!

Surely a man can't take a women's name?

My girlfriend is acting weird when we watch TV

She won't let me watch anything if I fancy someone in a movie or show.

Is this normal in a relationship or is she crazy?

My girlfriend moved in with me and she showers in the morning.

It wakes me up, but she stays in the shower for the guts of 30 mins.

That is way to long for a shower, isn't it?

My fiancé is fighting me over wedding plans.

He wants Battered Sausages and Chips to be served as the main.

Is this not ridiculous, shouldn't he grow up?

I'm with my boyfriend 5 years now and I still have not meet his daughter.

His ex-wife won't allow it and it's causing some problems.

I should have met his child by now?

My boyfriend showed me his poo the other day.

He's mad into fitness and said that's how mine should look if I'm eating proper.

Surely this is not a normal thing to do?

My friend booked the hotel rooms for a group night away.

But we decided to do it another time as most people pulled out.

We told her to cancel the hotel room bookings TWICE!

She didn't and now it's too late for a refund and she's still looking for money off me

Do I pay?

My 7 year old niece had a cut on her leg!

She said she cut it shaving her legs and that her mam let her do it!

Surely 7 is way too early for this girl to be shaving?