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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

By: Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 312: Racist Starter Kits, Haunted Dolls on Tour & Meth Tattoos?!

    312: Racist Starter Kits, Haunted Dolls on Tour & Meth Tattoos?!
    Jul 24 2025
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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    Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.

    👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here.

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    00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues
    02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism
    04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast
    07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen
    10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot?
    15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power
    18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections
    20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?!
    22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?)
    25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law
    27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights
    28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga
    34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today
    40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going
    44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes
    52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail
    55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode
    58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet
    01:01:00 Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 311: What If You Disappeared and Didn’t Tell Anyone? on DIYS

    311: What If You Disappeared and Didn’t Tell Anyone? on DIYS
    Jul 18 2025
    What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits?

    Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about:

    The difference between faking your death and disappearing

    Why some billionaires die without heirs

    The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin

    Clone wars involving... body parts 👀

    And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you

    🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔

    💬 Drop your answer in the comments and make sure to subscribe for more chaos!

    #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyPodcast #ComedyShow

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 310: How to Survive Nuclear Fallout & The Creepiest Murder in LA History 🧟

    310: How to Survive Nuclear Fallout & The Creepiest Murder in LA History 🧟
    Jul 10 2025
    Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally.
    From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories.

    👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son.

    🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included.
    Plus:

    Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer)

    A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯

    🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩
    👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore
    Producer: ⁨@HippieGoals⁩

    00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk
    01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A.
    03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad
    04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd
    06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About
    07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy
    09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials
    11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb
    13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer
    15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc
    17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom
    18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout
    20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered)
    23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic
    26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT
    29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills
    30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits
    32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?!
    34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom
    36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling
    38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups
    40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia
    41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection
    43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins
    43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park)
    45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House
    47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies
    50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons
    52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory
    54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion
    56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing?
    57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego
    59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name?
    59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor)
    01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws
    01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?!
    01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade
    01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin?
    01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale
    01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy
    01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?!
    01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot Holes

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    1 hr and 16 mins
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