Episodes

  • 400: For Those Who Are Still Listening
    Oct 30 2024

    Why do Hank and John keep things PG? Why are white sheets the standard ghost costume? How will computers deal with dates beyond the year 9999? If the president was allergic to peanuts, would the White House become a peanut-free zone? In the Garfield comic strip, can John understand what Garfield is thinking? …Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    42 mins
  • 399: God of Frogtok
    Oct 16 2024

    Why do things happen “at” night but “during” the day? How do you heat food during a power outage? What is an organ? Does moonlight contain UV rays? What are the implications of AI song covers? What’s a better name than Milkdromeda? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    43 mins
  • 398: Organic Plastic
    Sep 18 2024

    When do I stop using a bar of soap? What’s the current state of the first plastics ever made? How do you best judge peoples’ character when dating? What’s going on with bacteria in my math problem? How do authors get health insurance? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    49 mins
  • 397: A Top Podcast for Teens
    Sep 4 2024

    Why don’t we know why gravity works? What if the Green brothers went on Dancing with the Stars? When jaundiced, do smurfs turn green? Why am I always thirsty even though I drink lots of water? How is Potato doing? Do you ever go down internet rabbit holes learning about the things that plague you? …Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    47 mins
  • 396: I’m About to Become an Expert
    Aug 21 2024

    Why do many romance books release in paperback? Can giraffes swim? Can a mosquito get drunk from biting me? How do I understand supreme court decisions? Should I put ice cubes in my mug before or after pouring my coffee? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    48 mins
  • 395: Your One Wild and Precious Corpse
    Aug 14 2024

    When will people be buried on the moon or mars? How do I not feel lonely and like a social failure? Do we not have anything interesting to say to ants? At what point is it socially acceptable to refer to how long your business has been open? What’s the deal with art galleries? Where do ocean creatures go during a storm? Where does the sun get its energy? Hank and John Green have answers!

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    57 mins
  • 394: I Think Very Highly of Me (Live at VidCon!)
    Jul 31 2024

    Would John perform standup if it avoided inconveniencing someone? Which historical figure should be swapped with a dinosaur? Why is everyone so mad about Pluto? How do you solve a problem like Maria? Hank and John Green have answers in this live show.

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    58 mins
  • 393: I Hope You Forgot to Record
    Jul 17 2024

    In which Hank and John go on a journey of meaning.

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

    Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

    Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

    Show more Show less
    27 mins