Episodes

  • Acronyms, But Better

    Acronyms, But Better
    Feb 7 2025
    Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • Big Dog Energy

    Big Dog Energy
    Feb 3 2025
    No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • More Broken News

    More Broken News
    Jan 31 2025
    Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • Order Matters Too

    Order Matters Too
    Jan 27 2025
    Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • There's An Easter Egg At 43:51

    There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
    Jan 24 2025
    Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks

    Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
    Jan 20 2025
    Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Where Am I?!

    Where Am I?!
    Jan 10 2025
    Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • The Distractible Paradox

    The Distractible Paradox
    Jan 6 2025
    There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    54 mins