Episodes

  • ER Patient Crawls Up Into, And Gets Stuck In, Hospital Ceiling
    Nov 22 2024

    Yes, drugs were (possibly) involved when an unnamed man walked into the ER at San Antonio Regional Hospital in Upland, CA. He walked into the restroom but didn't come back out the "normal" way.

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    2 mins
  • Man Flees Arrest On Lawn Mower, Then Shoots Himself In The Hand When They Tase Him
    Nov 21 2024

    41-year-old James Kerr's day went from bad to worse real quick. When a deputy showed up at his house to arrest him, James first tried to run him over with his riding lawn mower. A short slow-speed chase ended in a nearby ditch and James pulled a gun. The deputy was a quicker draw.

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    2 mins
  • Real Cops Arrest Fake Cop Thanks To Bad Grammar
    Nov 20 2024

    William Milstead's done it before, maybe THIS time he'll learn his lesson. He was trying to skirt a background check that would've uncovered his prior 13 felony arrests, so he submitted a suspicious letter from his "supervisor" at the Police Department.

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    2 mins
  • Make Sure You Resemble The Photo On Your Fake ID, Or At Least Have A Good Excuse Why You Don't
    Nov 19 2024

    44-year-old Veronica Torres used her Mother's driver's license and SS# to scam almost $8000 from a hurricane relief fund in Florida. When asked why she looked SO much younger than her photo ID, Veronica told the city employee it was thanks to Botox injections. Veronica did NOT get a check.

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    2 mins
  • I Didn't Grab The Bag Of Drugs, I Thought YOU Grabbed The Bag Of Drugs
    Nov 18 2024

    When Jordan McCourt-Night and Harley Hall of Hope, England hopped off the train, they realized they'd left a bag of illegal drugs behind. Jordan decided to report the bag as missing. Too bad someone had already looked inside.

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    2 mins
  • Fake Cops Usually Try To Avoid Real Cops, Not This Time
    Nov 15 2024

    A man driving what looked like an unmarked police car used red and blue flashing lights to run a stop light. 2 problems with that; He wasn't actually a police officer, but the guy in the other car at the intersection was.

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    2 mins
  • It's Not Every Day A Fire Fighter Is Arrested For Stealing Pokémon Cards. Oh, Is That Today?
    Nov 14 2024

    38-year-old Justin Taylor, the Assistant Fire Chief in Westwego, LA, was arrested recently for altering packages of Pokémon cards at Target. There's a lot of money in rare Pokémon cards. We get it.

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    2 mins
  • If You Drive A Golf Cart Into A Pine Forest, You Will Not Get Far
    Nov 11 2024

    60-year-old Ronald Spiker was arrested after stealing a TV, loading it into a stolen golf cart, and heading into a pine forest to elude police. It didn't work because golf carts aren't really known for their off-road capabilities.

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    2 mins