Today we welcome back friend of the show, comedian Akeem Hoyte-Charles. Last time he was on the podcast we cold called the teacher who got fired over her rap career, making a strong dent in Down to the Wire history. In todays episode we introduce him to the new format we've been testing out, where we read out a headline and our guest has 90 seconds to guess if its real or fake news. To close out the show we hear out Akeem's rant on how Home Alone IS NOT a Christmas movie. Today's slate of Back Page News is: German Woman Ends 10-Year Relationship with Airplane (1:12) Ohio Man Attempts to Rob Bank Using Only Interpretive Dance (12:30) Huge bronze poop statue 'honoring' Jan. 6 rioters appears on Capitol Hill (17:20) Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend (23:24) Starbucks’ new CEO faces backlash over 1,000-mile commute by private jet (36:26) 0:00 - Intro 1:12 - Woman Ends Relationship with Airplane 12:30 - Man Robs Bank Using Interpretive Dance 17:20 - Bronze Poop Statue on Capitol Hill 23:24 - Woman Trains Squirrels to Attack Ex-Boyfriend 36:26 - Starbucks CEO Backlash Over Super Commute 44:56 - Airplane Rant

Ottawa’s #1 Comedy Show takes the stage for a second time. Welcome to Down to the Wire, Ottawa's favourite comedy podcast, filmed live at the Laugh Lounge. Hosted by comedian Jacob Racco, this event blends stand-up comedy with the a satire spin on late night talk shows, featuring reactions to weird headlines in the news. This live edition of Down to the Wire showcases stand-up acts from a few of Ottawa's funniest comedians – Kamar Babar, Kia Mazhar, George Assily, and Bobby Knauff – each comedian takes the stage for side-splitting sets before joining Racco at the desk for a podcast-style deep dive into some of the most unusual headlines from around the globe.

We're spicing things up in the studio this week and putting our guest on the spot. Today Jacob will read out five goofy headlines and our guest will have to guess whether they are real or fake news. Today's guest Big Norm will have a few minutes to ask questions about each story to try and press Jacob before making his guess. Todays real (or fake news) headlines are: Man Shoots His Male Doctor After He Made Him Cum During A Prostate Exam (0:28) Family told to change son's 'Skywalker' name or seek Disney's permission (7:10) Vladimir Putin urges citizens to 'have sex during work breaks' to address Russia's dire birthrate (15:08) Icelandic Mayor Apologizes After Naming All Town’s Streets After Ex-Girlfriends (24:33) California firefighter arrested for allegedly starting 5 wildfires (32:51)

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0:28 - Man Shoots His Male Doctor During A Prostate Exam 7:10 - Family to change 'Skywalker' name or seek Disney's permission 15:08 - Vladimir Putin urges citizens to 'have sex during work breaks' 24:33 - Icelandic Mayor Names All Town’s Streets After Ex-Girlfriends 32:51 - firefighter arrested for allegedly starting 5 wildfires 46:14 - Outro (Podcasting & Racist Candy)