Sometimes customers are ridiculous in their requests. None more so than the patrons of Dump Stat Diner. But Heroes live to serve, and serve we shall.

In Flustermer Service, one player takes the role of a waiter and the others the customers. The customers first give a simple order which the waiter does not write down and must repeat to the customers. The customers then make outrageous changes to the orders which the waiter must memorize and repeat.

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Beta's Beware, You're In For A Scare!

Lothric University is on spring break and that means one thing for the brothers of the Delta Iota Kappa(Δικ) fraternity...ROAD TRIP! But first, these giga chads need to refill on the hard stuff. How else are they gonna do shot, after shot, after shot?

Drunk, stoned, and muscled up our sigma heroes, Brentley Pentley and Brice Briar Braxton, stare at the bright red lights of the Lothrician Target before them. They know at the back of which lies all the bottles they can carry. Neither death nor a text from an ex will stop these Δικ brothers from getting that burning elixir.

Chant with us Sigmas!

Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ!

Chad Quest is an actual play of the Dark Souls tabletop roleplaying game by Steamforged games based on the Dark Souls video game by FromSoftware Inc.

Cast:

GM - Jon

Brently Pently, Δικ Sorcerer - Pedro

Brice Briar Braxton, Δικ Bandit - Mike

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How closely does your D&D table pay attention to those pesky components “needed” for spell casting? Could your wizard tell me the components needed for Acid Splash? Or Charm Person?? Well that’s what we’re testing today in Spell Check! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ In spell check, GM Mike will state the components of a 5e spell while Jon and Pedro fight to be the first to guess the spell. Who will prove they know spell components better?

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The Flocculent Cathedral awaits. The journey so far has been an entropic grind on sanity and physicality. There is no rest. There is only the need to move forward. God of the Forest, take what thou need for us to pass. Treasure is there but within a grasps reach. Will Parda and Kel have the hand to grasp their dark trophy by the end? Will it matter?

Trophy Dark is a tabletop roleplaying game made by The Gauntlet. This system is designed for one shots where the players take the role of treasure hunters who's only hope lie within a dark forest that doesn't want them there.

GM - Mike

Parda, Sellsword & Former Barber - Jon

Kel, Former King's Soldier - Pedro

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We have another round of Subjective for you! In Subjective the players who are not 'it' will come up with a number from 1 to 10(1 being worst, 10 the best) and the person who is 'it' are going to say a category. The players will give an item within that category that corresponds to the ranking that the players choose.

And this time Pedro actually understands the 1-10 system.

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Ruin behind and Hell before them, Kel and Parda slowly move deeper into the dark forest. This is their last, and only, chance to find a treasure to bring them out of their squalor. But will the horrors brought upon their heads be worth what lies in the center of the forest?

Trophy Dark is a tabletop roleplaying game made by The Gauntlet. This system is designed for one shots where the players take the role of treasure hunters who's only hope lie within a dark forest that doesn't want them there.

GM - Mike

Parda, Sellsword & Former Barber - Jon

Kel, Former King's Soldier - Pedro

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