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Ever wondered why horror movie characters make such terrible decisions? Join us on a nostalgic trip down the blood-splattered lanes of horror entertainment as we unravel these mysteries with a sprinkle of humor. From the eerie tales of "Tales from the Crypt" to the childhood spooks of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?", we revisit those classic shows that once sent shivers down our spines. We also have a good laugh at the horror movie trope of the friend who just can't resist investigating a creepy noise, coining the term "supernatural selection" to pinpoint the rare survival of the smartest.

We promise plenty of laughs as we explore the illogical decisions and iconic tropes that spell doom for many horror movie characters. Whether it's the bravado that leads to disaster in "Zombieland" or the ill-advised decision to split up in "Alien" and "Predator," we leave no grave unturned. We cover everything from the dangers of uttering foreboding phrases like "I'll be right back" in "Scream" to the perils of engaging in romantic escapades, as infamously seen in "Friday the 13th." You'll find yourself nodding in agreement as we highlight the importance of staying away from basements and the red flags of encountering children alone in horror settings.

Get ready for a light-hearted Halloween trivia challenge and some hilariously practical survival tips. We discuss the odds of babysitters making it through a scary night, the inherent risks of stopping to help strangers, and why you should always keep your car and phone in perfect working order. Plus, we share a personal adventure exploring a haunted meatpacking plant, armed with nothing but humor and wits. So, gear up for an episode filled with spine-chilling nostalgia, tongue-in-cheek survival strategies, and a lot of laughs as we ponder the absurdity and thrills of surviving a horror movie.

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