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Ever wondered why horror movie characters make such terrible decisions? Join us on a nostalgic trip down the blood-splattered lanes of horror entertainment as we unravel these mysteries with a sprinkle of humor. From the eerie tales of "Tales from the Crypt" to the childhood spooks of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?", we revisit those classic shows that once sent shivers down our spines. We also have a good laugh at the horror movie trope of the friend who just can't resist investigating a creepy noise, coining the term "supernatural selection" to pinpoint the rare survival of the smartest.

We promise plenty of laughs as we explore the illogical decisions and iconic tropes that spell doom for many horror movie characters. Whether it's the bravado that leads to disaster in "Zombieland" or the ill-advised decision to split up in "Alien" and "Predator," we leave no grave unturned. We cover everything from the dangers of uttering foreboding phrases like "I'll be right back" in "Scream" to the perils of engaging in romantic escapades, as infamously seen in "Friday the 13th." You'll find yourself nodding in agreement as we highlight the importance of staying away from basements and the red flags of encountering children alone in horror settings.

Get ready for a light-hearted Halloween trivia challenge and some hilariously practical survival tips. We discuss the odds of babysitters making it through a scary night, the inherent risks of stopping to help strangers, and why you should always keep your car and phone in perfect working order. Plus, we share a personal adventure exploring a haunted meatpacking plant, armed with nothing but humor and wits. So, gear up for an episode filled with spine-chilling nostalgia, tongue-in-cheek survival strategies, and a lot of laughs as we ponder the absurdity and thrills of surviving a horror movie.

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What makes a vampire character truly unforgettable? Join us as we rank and reminisce about our top 10 vampire characters from movies, TV shows, and video games! From Leslie Nielsen's hilarious take on Dracula to Kiefer Sutherland's sinister David in "The Lost Boys," we dive into these iconic portrayals with plenty of laughs, personal anecdotes, and a dash of nostalgia. We even recount memorable scenes like Michael's maggot moment and compare different vampire portrayals, including the less scary "Twilight" vampires versus the badass Selene from "Underworld."

Ever wondered why Christopher Lee's Dracula is so legendary? We celebrate the incredible career of Christopher Lee, exploring not just his unforgettable role as Dracula but also his fascinating life, including his venture into heavy metal music. We also get into the nitty-gritty of vampire lore in pop culture, discussing characters like Kain from "Legacy of Kain," and examining various film portrayals of Dracula, from "Van Helsing" to "Dracula Untold." Expect a deep appreciation for thrilling battle scenes and a peek into potential cinematic connections.

Tired of the "Rings of Bull"? So are we! We offer a critical review of the deviations from Tolkien's lore in season two, alongside exciting superhero movie and game updates. From the Wolverine and Deadpool crossover to potential new characters in the Marvel Universe, there's plenty to get hyped about. Plus, we cover the latest shooter game updates and speculate on Norman Reedus' rumored role in the Sony Marvel Universe. Buckle up for a wild ride through vampires, superheroes, and gaming news you won't want to miss!

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Who are the top 10 werewolves in pop culture? Join us as we reveal our spine-tingling list and explore what makes each lycanthropic character unforgettable. From the Dragonborn in Skyrim's companions quest to the eerie transformation of Seraphine in "American Werewolf in Paris," we delve into the fascinating traits and memorable moments that define these iconic figures. Alongside Tom, Mitch, and Hayden, we also pay homage to classics like Professor Lupin from "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban," ensuring a captivating exploration of werewolf lore that you won't want to miss.

But the thrills don't stop at werewolves! We shift gears and plunge into the intense battles of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marines 2. From epic tyranid showdowns to the excitement of unlocking new gear, we share our strategies and experiences, drawing comparisons to games like Helldivers. Whether you're a seasoned Warhammer veteran or new to the franchise, our passionate discussion on gameplay mechanics and character classes will give you an insider's look into what makes this game so enthralling.

To wrap things up, we touch on the latest buzz in the entertainment world. From the new Spider-Man movie by the director of Shang-Chi to speculation about a potential Harry Potter TV reboot, we keep you updated on what’s hot in film and gaming. We also discuss the resurgence of Dr. Disrespect and other upcoming releases, promising a well-rounded episode filled with thrilling discussions and entertainment news. Join us for an engaging, spirited conversation that covers everything from werewolves to Warhammer and beyond!

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What truly defines a zombie, and do zombie films stand on their own as a genre or remain a sub-genre of horror? Join us as we tackle these provocative questions while exploring the captivating world of zombie films. We discuss the three predominant causes of zombie outbreaks—sci-fi, infectious, and religious—drawing examples from iconic works like "Night of the Living Dead," "28 Days Later," and "The Walking Dead." We'll dig into the core elements that make zombies believable and dissect the unique characteristics that differentiate slow walkers from the more agile, aggressive undead.

Ever wondered why some zombies seem to possess basic instincts while others display advanced behaviors like opening doors? We compare the different portrayals by directors like Romero and those behind "Return of the Living Dead," questioning the logic and consistency in zombie lore. From their energy sources and brain functions to their eating habits and physical abilities, we cover it all. Plus, we critique the inconsistencies in shows like "The Walking Dead" and debate what makes zombies truly terrifying across various media.

Picture this: society crumbling, resources dwindling, and you in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. We share our personal survival strategies, from medieval armor to Power Ranger helmets, and ponder the practicalities and moral dilemmas of staying alive. We discuss how films ramp up the danger by limiting survivors' resources or boosting zombies' abilities, referencing fan favorites like "28 Days Later." Finally, we wrap up with a hint of what's to come, including a playful nod towards a future werewolf film discussion. Tune in for a thrilling ride through the apocalyptic world of zombies!

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Imagine a world where your favorite books come to life on screen. Ever wondered which titles deserve that Hollywood magic? We kick things off with a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about old trivia buzzers and poking fun at our missing co-host. Then, we plunge into a spirited discussion about books we think should be turned into movies or TV shows. From "Predator: South China Sea" with its intense survival narrative to H.P. Lovecraft's eerie "The Call of Cthulhu," our picks span genres and eras, sparking some lively debates.

Have you ever thought how epic Attila the Hun's rise would look on screen? Or reimagined "Star Wars: Heir to the Empire" with Luke rebuilding the Jedi Order? We share our vision of a cinematic universe where Keanu Reeves’ "Berserker" brings an immortal warrior's inner turmoil to life. Mitchell's gripping tale of a game warden battling poachers and a Predator in the wilderness adds yet another layer of excitement. These stories, with their rich characters and thrilling plots, beg to be adapted into visual spectacles.

And it doesn't stop there. We venture into the fantastical worlds of Tolkien's "The Silmarillion" and the heart-pounding survival story of "Hatchet." Ever dreamt of seeing the Fall of Gondolin's epic battles or a young boy's wilderness survival on screen? We’ve got you covered. We even touch on Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six" and Batman: No Man's Land's post-apocalyptic Gotham. Wrapping up with our trademark humor, we share banter about bathroom breaks and the camaraderie that makes our podcast a joy to create. Join us for this episode packed with imaginative insights and endless entertainment possibilities!

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Ever wondered how far we'd go to punish our fellow podcasters, even those serving in the military? Tune in to this hilarious episode of "Entertain This" as we welcome back Nate, affectionately called "Not Hayden," stepping in for our usual co-host Hayden. Nate hilariously recalls his ordeal with the terrible "Space Homeboys," while Mitch shares his torment watching the overly moralistic "Second Glance." We also touch on the unexpected success of Christian films on YouTube, including Nate's own involvement in "Dangerous Calling."

Journey through the cinematic legacy of James Bond with us, from his 1962 debut to the modern era. We dive into personal memories of collecting VHS tapes and navigating the series pre-internet, adding a unique touch to the Bond conversation. Daniel Craig's era gets a special mention for its compelling narrative arc and emotional depth, especially with his swan song "No Time to Die." Plus, we dish on how the Bond films have evolved with cultural trends, giving Roger Moore's tenure a mix of critique and appreciation.

Hollywood buzz, anyone? We discuss potential new Bonds, the mixed reactions to "Halloween Kills," and a slew of TV, movie, and video game updates. From Hayden Christensen's return in the Ahsoka Tano series to the chaotic zombie battles of "Back 4 Blood," we cover it all. We'll also throw in some horror trivia and personal anecdotes about our favorite horror flicks, leaving you with recommendations and a peek into our family tradition of making horror shorts. This episode is a rollercoaster packed with laughter, nostalgia, and the latest entertainment news!

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Ever wondered what it feels like to travel back in time through your favorite forgotten video games? Get ready to rekindle those precious gaming memories as we take you on a nostalgic journey through some of the most endearing, yet often overlooked, video games. From the original charm of Assassin's Creed to the adrenaline-pumping missions in Driver and the iconic 80s vibe of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, you'll rediscover the excitement these classics once brought into our lives.

Remember the Transformers game that offered an engaging campaign switching between Autobots and Decepticons? Or how about the intense squad-based action of Call of Duty 2: The Big Red One? We dive into these hidden gems and more, sharing personal stories and highlighting why these games deserve a spot in the limelight. Our conversation isn't just about big titles; we also reflect on lesser-known treasures like Medal of Honor and Fighting Force, celebrating the impact they've had on our gaming experiences.

Finally, we transport you to the golden age of gaming, reminiscing about the simplicity and joys of old-school titles. From battling giant insects in Earth Defense Force to the cinematic kills in the Tenchu series, our discussion is packed with fond memories and exciting updates. Plus, we recount our personal best in Warzone and share the latest gaming news, including upcoming releases and surprising shifts in the entertainment world. Join us as we celebrate the evolution of video games and relive those cherished moments together.

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Ever wondered what happens when a non-sports enthusiast is thrown into the world of NHL 21? Buckle up as we recount Hayden's hilarious and surprisingly enthusiastic encounter with the game, where his love for body-checking players stands out. Mitch invites you to send in your own game suggestions and topic ideas for future episodes through our website and social media. We also break down Hayden's unexpected defensive skills and the genuine fun he found in a sport he typically avoids.

Next up, Nate's unfortunate viewing of "Darkness Falls" as a punishment results in a side-splitting review. This horror flick, featuring a murderous Tooth Fairy, earned a dismal 9% on Rotten Tomatoes, and Nate spares no detail in lampooning its nonsensical plot and illogical rules. If you’re in the mood for a film so bad it's comical, Nate’s critique might just be the companion you need to endure the cinematic torture.

Finally, immerse yourself in our insightful discussion of the film "Dune," enriched by a mid-week theater experience among fellow dads. We unpack the film’s complex storyline, its standout performances, and its significant impact on the sci-fi genre. Alongside, we review the quirky "Santa Clarita Diet," the arcade-style game "Project Wingman," and touch on the critical issue of movie set gun safety sparked by the Alec Baldwin incident. Plus, don’t miss our thrilling movie trivia showdown covering iconic films across various genres. Join us for an episode filled with humor, deep dives, and spirited debates!

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