In this episode of Breaking News with Brad and Bee, the comedic duo takes on a whirlwind of topics that'll leave you in stitches! They kick things off with their trademark blend of wit and sarcasm, diving headfirst into the absurdity of the world around us.

First up on the agenda? The ludicrous idea of embarking on a 500-mile journey... in power wheels! Brad and Bee can't help but poke fun at the sheer ridiculousness of such a notion, all while questioning the sanity of anyone who willingly subjects themselves to the mind-numbing monotony of the news cycle. And speaking of questionable decisions, they can't contain their skepticism over 7-Eleven's latest offering: hot dog-flavored sparkling water. Because who doesn't want their hydration to taste like ballpark cuisine?

As the banter rolls on, Bee and Brad dive into the hypothetical riches of a $700 million lottery win, dreaming up extravagant plans and questionable purchases with equal gusto.

But the laughs don't stop there! They delve into the bizarre world of hot dog-flavored seltzer water, concocting wild theories about its creation while pondering the existential crisis of retirement and the importance of finding purpose beyond the paycheck.

In true Breaking News fashion, they serve up a buffet of bizarre headlines, from an alligator being used as a drive-thru projectile to the audacious journey of two women cruising 500 miles in toy cars. And let's not forget everyone's favorite segment: 'Creepy or Not,' featuring a Florida woman's eyebrow-raising escapade at a Waffle House parking lot. Spoiler alert: it's definitely creepy!

But wait, there's more! Brad and Bee tackle hard-hitting topics like the less-than-desirable effects of methamphetamine, and Brad's controversial stance that Weird Al Yankovic deserves a spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

And just when you think they've covered it all, they wrap things up with the Cameo game, diving deep into the wallet-draining world of celebrity shoutouts—this time, taking aim at the surprisingly steep prices of "The Gilmore Girls" actors.

So grab your popcorn and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter and absurdity with Brad and Bee on Breaking News—you won't want to miss a minute of the madness!