Footballland

By: Anthony Richardson Mark Davison Ryan Baxter
  • Summary

  • How do you design football themed theme park rides for a football themed theme park? This is how! Welcome to Footballland.


    Despite having little to no theme park acumen between them, Anthony Richardson, Mark Davis and Ryan Baxter each pitch a football themed theme park attraction or facility every week. Owing to their lack of any abilities in this field, Anthony, Mark and Ryan regularly enlist the help of special guests including comedians, footballers, musicians and journalists, none of whom have any experience building theme parks either, but at least we blame somebody else for a little while.


    We also receive regular contributions from our ever expanding team of Patreons. So come join us at Footballland! "Our Goal Is Your Dreams...!" "Where Dreams Are Kicked About!" "Come In And Kick The Magic?" "The Beautiful Game (Park (needs some work))!" "Come Score Some Pleasure!"


    Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland

    Exclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland

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    Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison, Ryan Baxter
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Episodes
  • Footballland Trailer
    Oct 19 2020

    Come help us build the world's first football theme park, Footballland!


    Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given 1 Billion US Dollars by the state of Qatar, to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar, to be ready in time for World Cup 2022. Unfortunately, Anthony has never built a theme park before, so he's enlisted the help of his friend and colleague Mark Davison. Unfortunately, Mark Davison has no experience of building theme parks either, but by this point it's too late to give the money back, as they've spent some of it on a new laptop and a really nice pen.


    Every week Anthony and Mark will plan out their football theme park and take ideas and ride designs from special guests including comedians, footballers, musicans and journalists, none of whom have any experience building theme parks.


    Come join us at Footballland! "Our Goal Is Your Dreams!" "Where Dreams Are Kicked About!" "Come In And Kick The Magic!" "The Beautiful Game (Park)!" "Come Score Some Pleasure!"

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/footballland.


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    2 mins
  • S01 E01 | Jimmy Conrad's Conrad3000 | Footballland
    Oct 27 2020

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    FOOTBALLLAND EP 1 - Featuring Special Guest Jimmy Conrad!


    RIDES DESIGNED - The Conrad3000, The Leicester City Fairytale Ride, The Tunnel Of Vagner/Donald Love.


    After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office somewhere in Winchester.


    The boys have a very short time window to design this park but thankfully they've enlisted the help of former USA defender Jimmy Conrad, who's from California and therefore has an extensive knowledge of theme park culture. Sadly, the discussion with Jimmy doesn't go to plan.


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    31 mins
  • S01 E02 | Marek Larwood's Football Hunger Games | Footballland
    Nov 3 2020

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    FOOTBALLLAND EP 2 - Featuring Special Guest Marek Larwood.


    RIDES DESIGNED - The Football Hunger Games, Steve 'Mechanical' Bull


    After Anthony accidentally receives $1 Billion from Qatar to build the world's first football theme park in time for the World Cup in 2022, he names himself CEO, gives Mark Davison the title Chief Ride Engineer and rents an office somewhere in Winchester.


    In today's meeting Mark proposes four separate Footballland theme tunes, Anthony introduces his ride Steve 'Mechanical' Bull and comedian Marek Larwood pitches his exhibit 'The Football Hunger Games', in which a selection of former 'hard-men' footballers fight to the death for the park visitors' amusement.

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    32 mins

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